Friday, April 18, 2008
Zeppos Googles Google
Vanderbilt University - BVD News Bloggtographer - yep , despite what happened to Chancellor Gee several years ago , Vanderbilt's newbie , Chancellor Zeppos , went ahead with Googling Google.
Although first on the scene , Vanderbilt's First Fire Brigade , was reportedly , too busy , picking up the loose change and dollar bills , to fight the fire or look for Zeppos.
Mean while , addressing the news media , Zeppos' niece , Chancellor Ass In An Instant , Lil' Zeppos stated , " We have'nt found any remains of our beloved chancellor at this time. We are still too busy picking up the money. There were so many dollar bills lying around , it turned the brown pine needles green and we just can not have that , on " MY " Vanderbilt campus. "
Zeppos' secretary added , " The last words I heard him say , was that there must be more to life , than constantly begging for money , money , money and more money. "
Mean while , Department Chair Ed Thackston , from the Engineering School , gleamed with joy , ass he stepped up to voluntarily claim , again , the chancellorship.
