AIMLESSLY UNBALANCED

Franklin , Tennessee - BVD slept thru this one - last night , Franklin residents felt their growth pains , ass transformers blew up , giving those outside , a fireworks spectacle. Several homes lost power , to ensure the Moose lodge got theirs. After several calls to 911 , someone thought maybe they should call the electric company , which does not answer their phones on weekends , upon seeing a naked man going around knocking on doors.
Finally , after waiting several hours , someone called 911 again and this time , the correct 911 was reached. Shortly afterwards , repair crews showed up , to reset the breakers and wholla , power restored. It seems , the Moose were not home , at such an hour and did not need all that power after all.

BVD : Hm , seems strange that 911 was so passive about the power loss.
Jerry : Well , maybe they were too engrossed with another porno movie
BVD : Hm , maybe , butt , they have SHOWTIME after dark with back up generators , so they won't miss a minute of the action
Jerry : Well , you do remember , Jay Johnson enjoyed watching Debbie Does Franklin , while in the company of Wantmore , when that was on , no one could pull those two away from that boob tube
BVD : Hm , that would figure