Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Political Gossip
clerk : Yeah , he's pro animal rights and he's got a good , likable nature
BVD : Uh Huh and so did Bush , before he became our president
clerk : w-w-wh-wh-what ?
BVD : President Bush , you know , our president ? He was very likable , before he became our president.
clerk : What's that got to do with our sheriff's election ?
BVD : Everything. Was Bush a moron , before becoming our president ?
clerk : Uh , er , no.
BVD : You're right. Today , calling Bush a moron is like giving him a compliment. Americans are fickle. Today , we have more than enough information , to impeach Bush and we don't. Why ? Is it because American's enjoy paying high gas prices ?
clerk : Hm , I don't know.
BVD : Well of course you don't know. You're an American with an expensive , butt , lacking education. When you think about high gas prices , you see the madness of Bush's logic
clerk : Huh ? what ?
BVD : Yeah , you know what ? Bush is smarter than we give him credit for.
clerk : What are you talking about ?
BVD : High gas prices. Look , America is the richest country on this good earth. It just makes cent$ , to have the highest gas prices.