AIMLESSLY UNBALANCED

Somewhere , over the rainbow , BVD caught up with sheriff wanna bee , Tim " The Lawman " Taylor , to clean up the air on a few things

BVD : Thank you Mr. Taylor , for talking with me
Sheriff elect hopeful , Tim Taylor : Why not at all ( chuckling ) allow me to thank YOU , for giving me the chance to clean up the air on some un-clarified issues
BVD : Clean up the air ? Did you fart again ?
Taylor : Uh-hmm
BVD : ( smiling ) well , I just could'nt resist ( laughing ) I mean , well , you are after all , an asshole
Taylor : What ? Where did that come from ? That's certainly not true !
BVD : That's not what Don Young says
Taylor : Huh !?! Why that sniveling little bastard. Thaaaaaaaat fat , fucking , bald headed , 2 faced fart. Did you know that fat , fucking bastard is a leach ? Besides , what would that fat , fucking fart , of a bastard's son know about it anyway ?
BVD : Well , for starters , he was a judge and the man did point out , that Franklin's Traffic Court system was a farce of the law , you knew it also , butt you sided with Jay Johnson , who implemented the system
Taylor : eyes aglow , no response
BVD : O-Kaaaay , say , why are we meeting in the Bahamas ?
Taylor : I'm soliciting funds for my re-election war chest
BVD : Hmmmmm ? Re-election ?
Taylor : Ha ha ha , yeeeeeaaaah , giggling ( winks )
BVD : In the Bahamas ?
Taylor : Yep , this is where the county's elite , actually live. You don't really think that the county's rich and effluent actually live in Williamson County , do you ? You don't really think these people , would send their kids to a Williamson County school , do you ?
BVD : Well , I , well , I did'nt know , until now , that is. Anyway , is it true , your family owned slaves ? Is this the reason you had problems with your fellow black police brothers ?
Taylor : You asshole , they are'nt my brothers
BVD : Okay , well , in the past , you have made some remarks , about black police officers. I remember hearing them. You've also made some derogatory remarks about Franklin Police ass a whole.
Taylor : Well , the department has had some really bad apples , over the years
BVD : Yes , take you for example