AIMLESSLY UNBALANCED

Franklin , Tennessee - BVD made the rounds , ass Williamson Countians cast their votes for sheriff and the other candidates , who have not campaigned , butt , want the votes , none the less. Also , voters get to decide on who stays or not , when some one else is gone. I would tell you more here , butt , there's been no effort to explain , before voters vote. So , anyway , go vote , afterall , there's nothing else to do around here , except watch the grass dry up. Those fortunate enough , are using this August weather to dry their other grass ass well.
Meanwhile , BVD spotted Tim " The Taylor Made Sheriff For Sheriff " , walking around with a poster of himself.

BVD : Tim , Hey Tim ! Hey , Tim Taylor !
Tim Taylor : Oh , um , hmmm , hi there , BVD.
BVD : Hello Mr. Taylor , you got a minute ?
Tim : Um , yeah , sure.
BVD : How's your campaign going ?
Tim : Oh , fine , just fine.
BVD : With this election winding to it's finale , how do you think you'll do ?
Tim : Well , I'm optimistic of course.
BVD : You were with Franklin Police for 29 years.
Tim : Yeah , right , that's right.
BVD : That's a lot of police and also law enforcement experience , is'nt it ?
Tim : Well , yes it is.
BVD : It's not a secret , that Franklin Police are one of this country's most dishonest police departments. What would you bring to the Williamson County's Sheriff position , with your background coming from such a dishonest , FOP registered and recognized , a department that is also politically approved by CALEA , law enforcement organization ?
Tim : Well , because I do have 29 years work experience in a dishonest police department , would'nt you think , that makes ME the best man , for the job of cleaning up the Sheriff's department ? I mean , it takes a dirty cop , to catch a dirty cop , right ?
BVD : Hmmmm , if you say so.