Sunday, September 14, 2008
Vanderbilt's Mascot Goes Missing
Vanderbilt University - BVD News Bloggtographer , BVD interviewed Vanderbilt football coach Johnson upon learning , their mascot is missing.
BVD : So coach , where is your mascot ?
Johnson : I don't know , we don't know , you don't know , no body knows. I mean , not even VUPD can find him , on any of their hidden cameras
BVD : Well , do you have any idea why or where he would go missing ?
Johnson : Maybe it's because he realizes now , he might actually have to work this entire season.
BVD : Hm ? What do you mean ?
Johnson : Vanderbilt keeps on winning. When this season first started , everybody had already made their plans , to be doing other things.
BVD : Other things ? Like what other things ?
Johnson : Oh you know , things like watching real football teams play real football , catching up on partying , their class work and home work assignments and hey , did I mention partying ? Well , everyone was expecting this to be another losing season and the mascot was only paid , up thru yesterday's game , you see and so , as of now , there is no funding for him. I mean , no one expected us to be needing a mascot and now that we are Numero Uno Number one ,
BVD : You mean , " Next year is HERE ? " . . . . . Already ?
Johnson : Well , , uh , , , yes. I think so.
Note : we regret not having a picture of Vanderbilt 's mascot. He was not around to have one taken.
BVD : So coach , where is your mascot ?
Johnson : I don't know , we don't know , you don't know , no body knows. I mean , not even VUPD can find him , on any of their hidden cameras
BVD : Well , do you have any idea why or where he would go missing ?
Johnson : Maybe it's because he realizes now , he might actually have to work this entire season.
BVD : Hm ? What do you mean ?
Johnson : Vanderbilt keeps on winning. When this season first started , everybody had already made their plans , to be doing other things.
BVD : Other things ? Like what other things ?
Johnson : Oh you know , things like watching real football teams play real football , catching up on partying , their class work and home work assignments and hey , did I mention partying ? Well , everyone was expecting this to be another losing season and the mascot was only paid , up thru yesterday's game , you see and so , as of now , there is no funding for him. I mean , no one expected us to be needing a mascot and now that we are Numero Uno Number one ,
BVD : You mean , " Next year is HERE ? " . . . . . Already ?
Johnson : Well , , uh , , , yes. I think so.
Note : we regret not having a picture of Vanderbilt 's mascot. He was not around to have one taken.
