Wednesday, October 08, 2008
An Interview with President Bush
The White House - BVD News Bloggtographer , BVD some how got inside the The White House for a 1 on 1 with GW , in The Oval Office
BVD : Thank you Mr. President for seeing me
President Bush : Glad to have you. I've enjoyed reading your syndicated column
BVD : How's your surge going ?
Bush : Well , heh heh heh , it's surging right along , I've got those terrorists on the run , heh heh heh
BVD : What are your thoughts about your oath of office
Bush : Well , it's just a bunch of words to me
BVD : What are your thoughts about The Constitution
Bush : It's great toilet paper
BVD : Hm , I see , well , no , I don't want to see it , I mean , what are your plans for Iraq
Bush : I want that country to govern itself , like America does
BVD : Well , it looks to me , that you have been doing the governing around here , not the American people
Bush : The American people , HA , what's that ? There are so many people around here , from so many other countries , no one knows what an American looks like any more
BVD : Is that your excuse for not looking after the people who voted for you
Bush : I think I've done a pretty good job , looking after the people who have contributed to my political success
BVD : Yes you certainly have. Butt , you've done it , at the expense of the little people
Bush : Hey , you listen up now , those little people had every opportunity to be just like the big people , butt , they refused to contribute to my political money pile
BVD : I see. Well , what are you doing with all of that money you have embezelled
Bush : I'm not going to tell you , I'm not going to tell you , heh heh heh
BVD : Well , perhaps you can tell me , why banks foreclose on people , and then sells their house for a thousand dollars.
Bush : That's the way the system works.
BVD : So , the system Americans have in place , is designed to make poor people poorer while making the rich richer ?
Bush : Exactly
BVD : Thank you Mr. President for seeing me
President Bush : Glad to have you. I've enjoyed reading your syndicated column
BVD : How's your surge going ?
Bush : Well , heh heh heh , it's surging right along , I've got those terrorists on the run , heh heh heh
BVD : What are your thoughts about your oath of office
Bush : Well , it's just a bunch of words to me
BVD : What are your thoughts about The Constitution
Bush : It's great toilet paper
BVD : Hm , I see , well , no , I don't want to see it , I mean , what are your plans for Iraq
Bush : I want that country to govern itself , like America does
BVD : Well , it looks to me , that you have been doing the governing around here , not the American people
Bush : The American people , HA , what's that ? There are so many people around here , from so many other countries , no one knows what an American looks like any more
BVD : Is that your excuse for not looking after the people who voted for you
Bush : I think I've done a pretty good job , looking after the people who have contributed to my political success
BVD : Yes you certainly have. Butt , you've done it , at the expense of the little people
Bush : Hey , you listen up now , those little people had every opportunity to be just like the big people , butt , they refused to contribute to my political money pile
BVD : I see. Well , what are you doing with all of that money you have embezelled
Bush : I'm not going to tell you , I'm not going to tell you , heh heh heh
BVD : Well , perhaps you can tell me , why banks foreclose on people , and then sells their house for a thousand dollars.
Bush : That's the way the system works.
BVD : So , the system Americans have in place , is designed to make poor people poorer while making the rich richer ?
Bush : Exactly
