Thursday, October 02, 2008
Thar's Water Down Thar I Tell You
Franklin , Tennessee - BVD News , Franklin's Mayor John Schroer has the city officials behind him ass he declared having the answer to Franklin's water woes.
" We are going to drill a well. Thar's water down thar I tell you , thar's water. This city's watering hole was losing a million gallons of water a day. In my FSSD science class , I can remember being taught , that water floes downward , towards the direction of gravity. So , I say drill down to it. Thar's gotta be a Gazillion gallons down thar jest a waitin fer someone to cum 'n git it. Why , Franklin's residences could have their own free swimming pools if they would jest dig deep e 'nuff. I bet chee. "
