AIMLESSLY UNBALANCED

Franklin , Tennessee - @ the YMCA , BVD was sick as a dog after getting his flu shot @ the " Y "

Jerry : Hey man , you OK ?
BVD : ( Slowly drags himself thru the door and lifts his shirt sleeve )
Jerry : Holy Happy Horse Shit Batman , you're bleeding all over the place. What happened ?
BVD : I got my flu shot
Jerry : Well , this aint no Horse Shit flu shot hole in your arm man , someone was drilling for oil
BVD : Yeah , well , the Saint Thomas Hospital in Nashville was at the " Y " this morning giving flu shots
Jerry : ( plays doctor getting the bleeding stopped and bandaged ) Man , I can not believe St. Thomas did this to you. Are you sure these people didn't come from Southern Hills Hospital ( aka Suffering Hills Hospital )
BVD : Yeah , it was them
Jerry : Well , at least there was someone there to bandage you
BVD : Are you kidding ? I had to put a bandage on myself , no one would help or even ask what was wrong
Jerry : Well now , that does explain why this bandage was'nt covering the hole , ( giggling )
BVD : I guess it could have been worse
Jerry : Oh yeah , how's that ?
BVD : I could have been mistaken for a lawyer
Jerry : Hmmmm , maybe you were and you just did'nt realize it
BVD : Hmmm , you're right , that would certainly explain a lot