Friday, December 19, 2008
Bailing Out The BIG 3
Washington D. C. - BVD slowly shook his head in silent sadness ass President Bush made another one of his Strategic Thinking Initiatives Decisions , or " STIDs " for short.
BVD : Yep , Bush is bailing out GM
Jerry : Butt , wait a minute , it's not a bail out , it's a loan that has to be paid back
BVD : How can they pay it back ? They are out of gas right now ?
Jerry : Hmmm , are you saying Bush is throwing good money away ?
BVD : Good money ? America is 12 Trillion dollars in debt , and going on 15. How good do you think America's dollar bill is ?
Jerry : OK then , if the dollar is so worthless right now , what does it matter , if Bush bails out the auto companies ? I would think Bush would be happy if anyone accepts his billions of worthless dollar bills
BVD : Hmmmm , do you have any idea how many people reading this will understand what you just said ?
Jerry : The Americans won't have a clue what just got said. It's the other countries that have me concerned.
BVD : And why is that ?
Jerry : Because they are smarter than US. Besides , look , the only reason Bush is giving the money , is because he knows they can't pull a rabbit out of their exhausted pipe and so he is just stalling the inevitable , while he continues to loiter around The White House. The BIG 3 will belly up on President Obama's watch and he will be the " ONE " , to catch Hell for it. You see ? Bush is'nt totally stupid.
BVD : Yep , Bush is bailing out GM
Jerry : Butt , wait a minute , it's not a bail out , it's a loan that has to be paid back
BVD : How can they pay it back ? They are out of gas right now ?
Jerry : Hmmm , are you saying Bush is throwing good money away ?
BVD : Good money ? America is 12 Trillion dollars in debt , and going on 15. How good do you think America's dollar bill is ?
Jerry : OK then , if the dollar is so worthless right now , what does it matter , if Bush bails out the auto companies ? I would think Bush would be happy if anyone accepts his billions of worthless dollar bills
BVD : Hmmmm , do you have any idea how many people reading this will understand what you just said ?
Jerry : The Americans won't have a clue what just got said. It's the other countries that have me concerned.
BVD : And why is that ?
Jerry : Because they are smarter than US. Besides , look , the only reason Bush is giving the money , is because he knows they can't pull a rabbit out of their exhausted pipe and so he is just stalling the inevitable , while he continues to loiter around The White House. The BIG 3 will belly up on President Obama's watch and he will be the " ONE " , to catch Hell for it. You see ? Bush is'nt totally stupid.
