Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Changes in a Veteran's Funeral
Franklin , Tennessee - BVD was talking about a veteran's funeral he had attended
BVD : I did not know , a veteran would not get a 21 gun salute. I thought that was a part of giving respect to the person for their love and service to this country
Jerry : Well , yes it is , butt , this country cannot afford the bullets at this time , because of the 12 Trillion dollar lunch tab , his leaders have run up
BVD : Ya know what ? I'll bet you a 6-pack , if that shoe had killed President Bush , HE would have gotten a 21 gun salute
Jerry : That wouldn't surprise me. After all , he is not a veteran :)
BVD : Hmmm , you're right , he aint. So , hmm , why would he get a 21 gun salute ?
Jerry : Hmm , perhaps , by aiming a little low , they can make sure he's gone for real and not faking it. What d'ya think ?
BVD : Well , how would you know it really was him and not one of his doubles ? I mean , I've never seen a president use a double ass much ass Bush.
Jerry : How do you know that ?
BVD : Bush is the first American president , known to travel abroad and have his shit checked and verified by the Secret Service. You see , while surrounded by armed guards , Bush would only sit on special porta potties , that were equipped with special heaters , that destroyed any evidence , it was " he " who done the deed.
Jerry : ? Butt , why ?
BVD : Because someone could get his DNA and prove that was'nt really him. In fact , there's circumstantial , circumcised evidence that Bush used 2 imposter doubles during his 8 years in office.
Jerry : What ?
BVD : Yep , someone over looked or forgot a circumcised certain something ( or CCS for short ) , or maybe it's just something his family saves and frames to put on the wall
Jerry : Eeeeeew ! Yuck. Hmmm , so when Bush gets a funeral , there will be 63 bullets instead of the usual 21 , am I right ?
BVD : Hmmmm , there would be 3 caskets , let's see , 3 times 21 equals 63 , yep , you're right.
Jerry : Ha ha ha ha , riiiiiiiiiiiiiight !
BVD : I did not know , a veteran would not get a 21 gun salute. I thought that was a part of giving respect to the person for their love and service to this country
Jerry : Well , yes it is , butt , this country cannot afford the bullets at this time , because of the 12 Trillion dollar lunch tab , his leaders have run up
BVD : Ya know what ? I'll bet you a 6-pack , if that shoe had killed President Bush , HE would have gotten a 21 gun salute
Jerry : That wouldn't surprise me. After all , he is not a veteran :)
BVD : Hmmm , you're right , he aint. So , hmm , why would he get a 21 gun salute ?
Jerry : Hmm , perhaps , by aiming a little low , they can make sure he's gone for real and not faking it. What d'ya think ?
BVD : Well , how would you know it really was him and not one of his doubles ? I mean , I've never seen a president use a double ass much ass Bush.
Jerry : How do you know that ?
BVD : Bush is the first American president , known to travel abroad and have his shit checked and verified by the Secret Service. You see , while surrounded by armed guards , Bush would only sit on special porta potties , that were equipped with special heaters , that destroyed any evidence , it was " he " who done the deed.
Jerry : ? Butt , why ?
BVD : Because someone could get his DNA and prove that was'nt really him. In fact , there's circumstantial , circumcised evidence that Bush used 2 imposter doubles during his 8 years in office.
Jerry : What ?
BVD : Yep , someone over looked or forgot a circumcised certain something ( or CCS for short ) , or maybe it's just something his family saves and frames to put on the wall
Jerry : Eeeeeew ! Yuck. Hmmm , so when Bush gets a funeral , there will be 63 bullets instead of the usual 21 , am I right ?
BVD : Hmmmm , there would be 3 caskets , let's see , 3 times 21 equals 63 , yep , you're right.
Jerry : Ha ha ha ha , riiiiiiiiiiiiiight !
