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Franklin , Tennessee - the Franklin Police Department wants to know how they are doing. You can log into their website and work out a survey and give your comments on how well they are doing their job. BVD talked with Franklin Police Chief wanna bee , Detective Black

BVD : How's your survey coming along ?
Black : Fine. Just fine.
BVD : Why are you asking questions about a person's income
Black : So we can determine how much to raise fines and tax fees.
BVD : Why can't a person fill this out in person at Headquarters ?
Black : Security reasons and besides , we get your IP in the process
BVD : Is that the real reason ?
Black : Ha ! No , of course not , the real reason is that we just don't want anybody around seeing something we don't want being seen
BVD : Hmmm , Okaaaay. So anyway , why are IPs so important again ?
Black : To help us track down those , who don't like us.
BVD : Have you considered there might be a reason someone does'nt like you ?
Black : Yeah , we know why they don't like us already , we just want to be able to snoop in on them from all angles
BVD : So , why don't some people like you ?
Black : Because we FUCKED 'EM RUTHLESSLY ! ! ! ! HA HA HA HA HA
BVD : Well , I can certainly understand doing that to some criminal Ha ha ha
BLACK : Who said they were criminals ? I did'nt say anything about criminals
BVD : Butt , butt , butt
Black : Look , we have learned how to fuck people from criminals. Criminals have become our friends and mentors. Why would we want to fuck them , they don't fuck us ? Hm ? Why ?
BVD : " ? "