Thursday, December 25, 2008

 

Holiday Trimmings 2008



Franklin , Tennessee - BVD took a stroll around the 'hood and brought back these pictures of the holiday trimmings on the houses

BVD : JERRY , Hey JERRY ! Jest luuk 't all the tinsel on these trees
Jerry : Hmmm , man , that aint tinsel
BVD : ? What ?
Jerry : I'm sorry to be the one to break it to you , butt , that aint tinsel
BVD : What is it then ? It's all so pretty and decorative white looking
Jerry : That's toilet paper ( TP for short )
BVD : Why would someone decorate their trees with decorative toilet paper for Christmas ?
Jerry : Well , ass you know , Franklin Police think like thieves and so , they are busy with looking into everyone's cars , looking for Christmas gift taking ideas. Maybe these paranoid people feel the police are also looking into their homes. So anyway , when the police leave a crap on the lawn , ( that's to show they've been there ) , here's free TP for the taking , instead of them using their cold bare hands or ( God forbid ) , having to go inside the house to steal some TP
BVD : Ooooo , wow , now that's a thoughtful gift giving idea for the person who wants to take everything they see in sight
Jerry : Ya know what , ya might want to wash your hands after shaking their hand. Just to be safe.
BVD : Yeah , ummm , got cha

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