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Cool Springs Galleria in Franklin , Tennessee - there's a thief problem at the mall and BVD got to talk with Beverly , Mall Surveillance Services

BVD : Good morning Beverly , thank you for allowing me in here
Beverly : Good morning to you , BVD , how are ya ?
BVD : Fine , just fine. Tell me , what's going on this time of year ?
Beverly : Well BVD , you can see for yourself , I've got a lot of monitors to monitor over , that in turn , watch over the clients , visiting the stores in this mall
BVD : Wow , this really is a BIG place
Beverly : Yep and that's why we have Franklin Police roving around to help us with our security problems
BVD : Do you really have security problems ? I mean , is this place really under the gun , so to speak ?
Beverly : No , of course not , Silly. The only problems we really have are the dumpster divers and people looking for jobs. I mean like you know , this place is soo boring , we don't even have a gang problem
BVD : Then why so many police officers ?
Beverly : Because they help us spend our Homeland Security dollars AND it's during this time of year , incident reports of theft are on the rise
BVD : Hmmmm , so , in other words , the more police officers you have here , the more thefts are reported ?
Beverly : Hmmm , yeeeaaaah , now that you mention it , hmmmm
BVD : Yeah , I agree , hmmmmm ,