Wednesday, March 11, 2009

 

Franklin's Cure For Stress

Franklin , Tennessee , BVD News - now that City Administrator Jay Johnson has been out of the way for a while , one of his ideas to helping make Franklin a better place to live , has emerged from darkness. Recently found in JJ's former computer , amid the various Gay porno files , is this advertisement , promoting Franklin 's Mass Transit Sympathetic Systems of Systemic Systematic Proportions and Problems Department or just FRAMTSSSSPPD for short and was made in co-operation with Six Flags Entertainment Corporation , Incorporated in Georgia.

Also known ass pet project No. 5 and named , " Framed 6 Times Over " , amongst his inner circle of city friendly colleagues , Jay Johnson had quietly secreted his forwarded administration thru thousands of manly man hours and using city tax dollars that he personally approved for his administration appropriations committee and to also cover his personal administrative over time for his ever enduring over sight , while putting this ad campaign together for The People of The City of Franklin Committee.

This was just one of JJ's better ideas ( before he got fired ) , he had been working on , to help Franklinites cope with the everyday stressful strain of living here and hopefully , to give Chief jackie something to do with himself , in helping to keep him out of sight and out of everyone's mind , during his retirement years

For those wondering who is that bald headed fart driving the bus , it's Ed Thackston , from the Vanderbilt School of Engineering.



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