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Franklin , Tennessee - BVD Bloggtographer , Franklin Police has a few new faces.

BVD : Have you seen the new recruits ?
Jerry : Nope. Why would I want to
BVD : Oh , just because
Jerry : Have you ever talked to another Franklinite , that had a need for Franklin Police and admitted to it ?
BVD : Um , er , ah , er , well , no actually.
Jerry : Okay , now that you've shown me the picture , just what are the requirements for winning this here Soto award
BVD : Well , it helps if you can sleep on the clock and get away with it. Hee hee hee
Jerry : Hmmm , how about having the public believe you are acting in their best interests
BVD : Oooo , that bites. Okay , how about being able to grease the wheels to get over time pay without doing the time ? Or how about being able to roll a joint without spilling the goods ? Or being good at Brown nosing without showing a ring around the collar ?
Jerry : Hmm , are we trying to upstage each other or are we really being honest about the Franklin Police Department ? I mean , just because an officer would never let on that Franklin is really just a dirty , dishonest and deceitful little ole town. Mmmm , maybe it's their ability to screw people while giving them a warm and friendly smile
BVD : Hmm , those are good points. Do you remember that young black trainee ?
Jerry : Yeah , what about him ?
BVD : He did'nt make it.
Jerry : Why ? Was he too honest , was his soul not for sale or was he just too black for this department ?
BVD : Hmm , I don't know and jackie ain't sayin
Jerry : What ever the reason , Franklin's Police Department still has racial problems.
BVD : Well , having Coffee around did'nt do much to help inspire confidence with black people wearing badges and then those brothers beating up their women did'nt help either. It's interesting how their fellow brother officers looked the other way.
Jerry : Gee , I wonder why ? Could it be , if you wear the badge , you can beat a woman , butt , if you don't , you go to jail ?
BVD : Hmph , Coffee , now that was a few years ago.
Jerry : Yep and people still talk about him too. They just can't seem to move on.
BVD : Well , a little bit of that Coffee does go a loooong way
Jerry : Yeah and having Wisdom within the department did'nt help either
BVD : Oh man , that's a low law blow
Jerry : Yep and just think , Franklin Police can go even lower
BVD : Oooooooo !
Jerry : You think that's low ? I wonder where that recruit's inspiration comes from , Tim Taylor
BVD : Tell me why it is , when we talk about Franklin Police , it seems we are talking politics ?
Jerry : Perhaps it's because we know they are in bed with each other
BVD : That would explain a lot would'nt it
Jerry : You know , sometimes , I think you've been around the police too much.
BVD : ( snickering and snickers some more )
Jerry : " ? " What's so damn funny ?
BVD : ( snickers ) you said ( snickers ) Tim Taylor ( snickering some more )
Jerry : Yeah ( snickers ) I did say that , ( snickers ) did'nt I ( snickers turns into laughter )