AIMLESSLY UNBALANCED

Franklin , Tennessee - BVD Bloggtographer , there's a new car on the streets of Franklin , that's turning heads , everywhere. It looks like a soap bubble , runs on electrons and of course , being " new " , only the Police Department can afford it. Let's go downtown and see how the people feel about it.

BVD : Hello M'am. Where are you from
Tourist : Missouri
BVD : What do you think of our new town car
Tourist : Why , it's wonderful. I think it's adorable. You know , it adds so much more to Downtown Franklin. I mean , well , this town is already so photogenic. The old building architecture , the Civil War burial grounds , the Greek columns and now you have this soap bubble running around. It's wonderful , simply wonderful. I'm sure this will add to Franklin's drawability with other tourists.
BVD : Thank you so much , M'am. Enjoy your stay. Bye now.

Later , at Baskin Robbins -
Tourist Son : Mom , hey Mom. What's that thing doing ?
Tourist Mom : ( Looks outside ) Oh that thing. That's that cute little car that runs around looking cute. Have you got a picture of it yet ?
Son : Umm , yeah , butt , I don't think it's so cute Mom.
Mom : Oh , why not ?
Son : Well look at it. What's it doing to our car ?
Mom : ( Turns around in surprise. A man is putting a tire lock on her car ) Well I'll be Damn. Look it what they're a doin to my car.
Son ; You want a picture of this Mom ?
Mom : Uh no , no son. Butt I'll tell you what tho. This is the last time we come to this little Horse Shit of a town. C'mon. Let's get out of here and see what this will cost.
Store clerk : Um M'am , your ice cream
Mom : ( walking out the door ) Keep it you Jerk.