Friday, June 05, 2009
Tennesse's Newest Gunning Laws
Franklin , Tennessee - now that our newest gunning laws , to allow guns in bars and churches has passed into history , there's new business in the silliness department.
The Tennessee Legislature has realized , there are still more important aspects , to the current gun laws , that can not be ignored any longer. The danger is just too great. Items on the floor , awaiting the vote are :
Are guns to be allowed in bed with Hos ?
Are Hos allowed to have beds with guns ?
Are customers allowed to drink and Ho while wearing a gun ?
Are condoms required on guns and how are the bullets to be protected against accidental or premature discharge and/or contact with Hos ?
Can customers be taxed according to current licker by the drink laws , while wearing a gun in bed ?
Can a Ho be taxed by the number of licks received from the customer , while wearing a gun on their person , during the act ?
In Tennessee , will Texans be required to remove their guns , before entering the Ho or getting into bed ?
The Tennessee Legislature has realized , there are still more important aspects , to the current gun laws , that can not be ignored any longer. The danger is just too great. Items on the floor , awaiting the vote are :
Are guns to be allowed in bed with Hos ?
Are Hos allowed to have beds with guns ?
Are customers allowed to drink and Ho while wearing a gun ?
Are condoms required on guns and how are the bullets to be protected against accidental or premature discharge and/or contact with Hos ?
Can customers be taxed according to current licker by the drink laws , while wearing a gun in bed ?
Can a Ho be taxed by the number of licks received from the customer , while wearing a gun on their person , during the act ?
In Tennessee , will Texans be required to remove their guns , before entering the Ho or getting into bed ?
