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Franklin , Tennessee - BVD News was seen on the scene , with Franklin Police while operating a traffic radar check point , to help keep us all safe on our streets , by watching our highways and bi-ways of Franklin , for illegal speeding. BVD got to have a word with Franklin Police Officer Goober.

BVD : (looks at the radar LED readout) Hmmmmm. 48 in a 45. Is that a ticket?
Officer Goober : It sure is and I'm not sorry about it either. Hey Bill , get 'em! (pointing at an old , rusty Ford truck and resumes with operating the radar unit)
BVD : I don't see very many women in police uniform. What's it like for you?
Goober : It's fun. (giggling)
BVD : Why do you think people drive so dangerously , while putting other people's lives at risk?
Goober : I don't really have an answer for that one
BVD : Oh woow , 57 miles an hour , there's a ticket that's gonna hurt the pocketbook for sure , right? (eyeing the LEDs)
Goober : (watches a new Cadillac drive by) Hmmm no , not this time.
BVD : Oh WOW ! ! ! Like Holy Cow Batman ! ! ! 68 in a 45 , now that's going to be a sweet ticket.
Goober : (smiles ass a Corvette pulls up and stops) Nooooo , I don't think so.
Driver : Hi "Baby" , ready for lunch?
Goober : (grinning) You bet cha! ! !