Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Mo'
Franklin , Tennessee - for those people who refuse to see the possible truth in Revelations , this is the last week for tax exempt status quo pick up on your extra trash. If it doesn't fit into your official Jay Johnson Regulation Trash Bin (or JJRTB for short , patent pending of course) , all of your extra tax exempt status quo trash will need a dollar tax stamp per bag or box or what ever.
For example , you have several boxes that won't fit into your JJRTB and so you set them beside your JJRTB for pick up. No biggie deal , right? Well , starting next week , you will need a one dollar trash tax stamp per box. Now , let's check our math - If you have 3 boxes of trash that won't fit into your JJRTB , then you will need 3 stamps to stick onto those 3 boxes. (1 stamp per box) In other words , those 3 boxes will cost you 3 dollar$ more than your usual , monthly "tax for trash" tax fee$. So , ass we can see here , 3 does equal 3 so our math checks out correctly.
Yes folks , the cost$ of living in Franklin continues to escalate because we are so very worth it.
Note : the title to this post , "Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Mo' " is the title to JJ's favorite song , he was known to sing ass he got more money from the local Franklinites. For some strange and unknown reason , mo' money always made JJ delusionanaly happy. JJ's favorite saying was , " Taking money from those dumb asses is better'n sex.
For example , you have several boxes that won't fit into your JJRTB and so you set them beside your JJRTB for pick up. No biggie deal , right? Well , starting next week , you will need a one dollar trash tax stamp per box. Now , let's check our math - If you have 3 boxes of trash that won't fit into your JJRTB , then you will need 3 stamps to stick onto those 3 boxes. (1 stamp per box) In other words , those 3 boxes will cost you 3 dollar$ more than your usual , monthly "tax for trash" tax fee$. So , ass we can see here , 3 does equal 3 so our math checks out correctly.
Yes folks , the cost$ of living in Franklin continues to escalate because we are so very worth it.
Note : the title to this post , "Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Mo' " is the title to JJ's favorite song , he was known to sing ass he got more money from the local Franklinites. For some strange and unknown reason , mo' money always made JJ delusionanaly happy. JJ's favorite saying was , " Taking money from those dumb asses is better'n sex.
