AIMLESSLY UNBALANCED

Vanderbilt University in Nashville , Tennessee - today's TENNESSEAN reports that Congress is considering taking action against coal fired generators because their wastes are hazardous. Vandy's coal burning has been going on for years now and even more years than an engineering professor can count. And they even have a quiet little place where they dump the stuff , well out of the public's sight and mind's. ( it's some farm belonging to a dead alumni up in Kentucky where hazardous dumping is cheap)

Do you know why there are bands around the smoke tower? It's because it was crumbling and about to fall down.

Did you know , there are days you can walk by the smoke stack and get an ash shower? It all depends on the wind.

Do you know why the sidewalks are given a blow job everyday? It's to keep the ash deposits down that continuously gets tracked into the buildings by people carrying the stuff on their shoes.

Butt , don't you worry none. Vanderbilt will buy a few Congressmen , to keep the new laws (loopholes) in their favor . After all , Vanderbilt doesn't have 24/7 lobbyist on the payroll for nothing. Those Congressmen love having their pockets lined "Green". And , let's not forget that Vanderbilt ONE is always at their disposal , to deliver them from the nonsense of Washington , so they will arrive on time for those very important Caribbean meetings with their Bitches and Ho my oh my , all of those free hotels to choose from , with hot and cold running rooms. Vanderbilt for sure , takes the headache out of making those hard and most difficult travel decisions of where to stay for the night.

Hey , Vanderbilt has to do something with all of those Millions of Billions of excess dollars lying around on the floor. And "Yes" people , Vanderbilt ash will be with US for more years to come or the Apocalypse , which ever comes first.