AIMLESSLY UNBALANCED

'round 'bout Town - here's the latest G'news.

Americans will have to pay taxes on their 400 dollar stimulus check (spelled with a small d) , to give their government a stimulus after bailing out various CEOs , who have Congressmen in their pockets. Companies like GM , got a final 50 Billion dollar stimulus check (spelled with a large B) without oversight or repayment , so they could play the stock market , Vega$ and Ho's , while padding their retirement plan , without taxing the problems of government.

Jerry : I mean like , those private jets need to stay in the air , right?
Kat : Well yeeaah. Those pilots need to keep their jobs , right? What would this country look like , with jet pilots wandering around the mall , with no where to go?

Note : AIG is the only company , that got government money that must be repaid. Their money is a "Loan" and not a bailout.





Now do you understand the meaning of "Tenure" ? This is why Vanderbilt University can not rid itself of fat , lazy , stupid and/or dysfunctionally baffoonous faculty members who can't teach. Ask yourself this question , "Are test files really worth 50,000$ dollars a year ?"

Kat : Hey , uh , Jerry - tenured Vanderbilt faculty don't have to teach because they have Chinese grad students (who can't understand English) teach their work load for them. That's why Vanderbilt costs 50,000$ dollar$ a year.
Jerry : Like , um , "DUH" Kat , you think I don't know about those English challenged , Chinese grad students , using Indian grad students to do their work , for them?
Kat : It's all a part of our "Great" government creating jobs for our new citizens , Jerry
Jerry : Well , yeaaah , Kat. Butt , who is gonna give our American citizens without a job , a job?
Kat : Oh don't be such a "Poo Baa" , Jerry , 2012 will show up on time and none of these problems will matter any more.
Jerry : Hmmmm , good point , Kat
Kat : Why , thank you , Jerry