Wednesday, December 16, 2009
The Ending To Another Year
Ass 2009 comes to an abrupt end , a new decade of decadence awaits US.
The United States of America - "The People" finally woke up and decided to take action and impeach President Bush. Meanwhile , former Vice President Al Gore continues to blow his bugle , while refusing to act on Global Warming. All this was going on while Presidential hopeful , Blackburn , was named Global Warming "Guru" , for all of "US".
Somewhere in upstate Iowa - there was an unofficial sighting of Jay Johnson leading the town's Gay Parade. The Gay town's President stated , " You know he's one of us by the way he Fucked that little One-Horse-Town down there below "US" some where's. Meanwhile , that same town's police departmentally Chieftain , complimented him , by complaining about having to give him , his very own , official special service police toy gun and official police toy badge package , complete with his very own , cheat sheet of the Iowa State Police Officer Entrance Exam and his very own key to the property room. The Chieftain later stated , "I don't understand why that other little town would not make you a real police officer. After all , you've got everything you need to qualify , right inside your under panties."
Meanwhile , back in Franklin , Tennessee - Detective Black was again , named the number 1 money maker within the city's Franklin Police Department , after winning a contract with State Farm Insurance. Officer Rich was the first Franklin Police Officer , to receive a monetary award from this contract. Else where , the new "Downtown", police department building was heavily guarded ass workers covered it's hallowed halls with 18k gold , to compliment the Greek columns holding up the insides. This was just another small part of the many preparations taking place , before the Grand Opening Ceremonies
The United States of America - "The People" finally woke up and decided to take action and impeach President Bush. Meanwhile , former Vice President Al Gore continues to blow his bugle , while refusing to act on Global Warming. All this was going on while Presidential hopeful , Blackburn , was named Global Warming "Guru" , for all of "US".
Somewhere in upstate Iowa - there was an unofficial sighting of Jay Johnson leading the town's Gay Parade. The Gay town's President stated , " You know he's one of us by the way he Fucked that little One-Horse-Town down there below "US" some where's. Meanwhile , that same town's police departmentally Chieftain , complimented him , by complaining about having to give him , his very own , official special service police toy gun and official police toy badge package , complete with his very own , cheat sheet of the Iowa State Police Officer Entrance Exam and his very own key to the property room. The Chieftain later stated , "I don't understand why that other little town would not make you a real police officer. After all , you've got everything you need to qualify , right inside your under panties."
Meanwhile , back in Franklin , Tennessee - Detective Black was again , named the number 1 money maker within the city's Franklin Police Department , after winning a contract with State Farm Insurance. Officer Rich was the first Franklin Police Officer , to receive a monetary award from this contract. Else where , the new "Downtown", police department building was heavily guarded ass workers covered it's hallowed halls with 18k gold , to compliment the Greek columns holding up the insides. This was just another small part of the many preparations taking place , before the Grand Opening Ceremonies
