Monday, December 14, 2009
What You Don't Know About Franklin
Franklin , Tennessee - have you ever wondered , why it is , so many wealthy people want to live here , in Franklin? I mean really , why?
It's because they have made a lot of money under the radar and they want to continue making that money. Soooooo , how can they do that , you ask?
Weeeeell , it's like this - the law is for sale. How do you think a Pimp can sell Pussy while the police look the other way? How do you think a drug dealer sells the good stuff , while the police stay out of site?
Why do you think the justice center is called the "Downtown Department Center"? Could it be , that something is for sale? Hmmmm , could be.
Are you getting the picture , yet?
Meanwhile , how many of you know , that Franklin has the highest rate in the state , for spousal abuse? Yep , it seems these rich women think it's worth having the Shit beat out of them , in exchange for having a big , monthly , spending allowance. Of course , on the other hand , having the Shit beat out of them does help with their constipation problem.
Why do you think the Police Chief won't retire? It's because his job is to get the money to the appropriate people without making a mistake and do it without having sticky fingers.
Now do you see how difficult it will be to find a "jackie" replacement?
OK - break time's ov'r. Now get yur' asses back to work now , ya'll he'ah? It'll be lunch time in a nuud'r min'ite 'er 2.
It's because they have made a lot of money under the radar and they want to continue making that money. Soooooo , how can they do that , you ask?
Weeeeell , it's like this - the law is for sale. How do you think a Pimp can sell Pussy while the police look the other way? How do you think a drug dealer sells the good stuff , while the police stay out of site?
Why do you think the justice center is called the "Downtown Department Center"? Could it be , that something is for sale? Hmmmm , could be.
Are you getting the picture , yet?
Meanwhile , how many of you know , that Franklin has the highest rate in the state , for spousal abuse? Yep , it seems these rich women think it's worth having the Shit beat out of them , in exchange for having a big , monthly , spending allowance. Of course , on the other hand , having the Shit beat out of them does help with their constipation problem.
Why do you think the Police Chief won't retire? It's because his job is to get the money to the appropriate people without making a mistake and do it without having sticky fingers.
Now do you see how difficult it will be to find a "jackie" replacement?
OK - break time's ov'r. Now get yur' asses back to work now , ya'll he'ah? It'll be lunch time in a nuud'r min'ite 'er 2.
