Wednesday, February 03, 2010
Damn Yankee Antics
Franklin , Tennessee - have you ever taken notice , at the number of Damn Yankees living here , these days? These people come from the frozen Arctic reaches of the far , far and away , up North. I mean , these folks come from those regions , most Southerners refuse to go , from the shear fear of snow and ice , 100's of feet deep.
Now , they live here , in the sunny South , where it only snows in a "Koon's Age". And when that one snow flake falls , they come out in forced numbers , driving like a covey of blind bats with broken radar. Hell , they can't even park a car on the street without getting into trouble.
Look at this. The mighty "Land Rover" The vehicle that tamed the world for National Geographic Expeditions , going places where no llama or even pack mule , can go. The vehicle that gave rise to the HUMMER. And yet , right here in The City of Franklin , it can not handle , the clean/clear , uncongested highways and byways of Franklin.
Hmmmm. Maybe that explains why no National Geographic Expedition , has ever made it this far into Tennessee.
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It probably wasn't the Land Rovers fault but the idiot who was driving. I would guess he doesn't even know where the offroad gear is.... :o)
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