Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Sounds Like Franklin
Franklin , Tennessee - did you notice this guy could easily be talking about our town of Franklin? I mean like , what's so special about this town anyway? Let's see here-Franklin has:
1-Fake Civil War Battlefields complete w/green spaces for tee off with 20 dollar$ parking privilege$
2- A one horse farm complete w/money pit and w/complimentary water for your horse
3-A corrupt police department complete w/an aging Godfather acting for the Police Chief
4-A new police building complete w/phalic looking Greek Columns without the condoms
4.a-By the way , have you noticed all those people laughing at the new police building ass they ride past on their horse
5-The highest rate of spousal abuse in the state complete w/stay out of jail cards
6-Franklin has more Greek Columns per square inch/per person than the capital of Nashville
7-Ice cream on the square complete w/free parking
8-A recycled library complete w/free parking
9-Lots of Green Space for sale complete w/no parking
10-The latest in technological advances in highway construction can be found amongst any daily traffic jam in this town complete w/free parking ass you ride along
11-A Civil War Battlefield overlook to observe how Franklin progressively annihilates it's history complete w/free parking
12-Luxurious and spacious Trolleys that no real Franklinite would be caught dead in
I mean like really really , when was the last time you heard someone say they were headed for Franklin for vacation?
I have heard people say this town is just a simple change of scenery butt they would'nt want to live here because of the scenery
1-Fake Civil War Battlefields complete w/green spaces for tee off with 20 dollar$ parking privilege$
2- A one horse farm complete w/money pit and w/complimentary water for your horse
3-A corrupt police department complete w/an aging Godfather acting for the Police Chief
4-A new police building complete w/phalic looking Greek Columns without the condoms
4.a-By the way , have you noticed all those people laughing at the new police building ass they ride past on their horse
5-The highest rate of spousal abuse in the state complete w/stay out of jail cards
6-Franklin has more Greek Columns per square inch/per person than the capital of Nashville
7-Ice cream on the square complete w/free parking
8-A recycled library complete w/free parking
9-Lots of Green Space for sale complete w/no parking
10-The latest in technological advances in highway construction can be found amongst any daily traffic jam in this town complete w/free parking ass you ride along
11-A Civil War Battlefield overlook to observe how Franklin progressively annihilates it's history complete w/free parking
12-Luxurious and spacious Trolleys that no real Franklinite would be caught dead in
I mean like really really , when was the last time you heard someone say they were headed for Franklin for vacation?
I have heard people say this town is just a simple change of scenery butt they would'nt want to live here because of the scenery
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you sure now how to show us what Franklin has to be happy with itself
# posted by 
: Tue Apr 20, 09:09:00 AM PDT
: Tue Apr 20, 09:09:00 AM PDT
I had no idea of what I had to be thankful for being in this one arsed town
Now I know what chief moore was doing at a traffic stop I saw him at a while back
Now I know what chief moore was doing at a traffic stop I saw him at a while back
# posted by : Tue Apr 20, 09:54:00 AM PDT
: Tue Apr 20, 09:54:00 AM PDT
Hey Horn seen any phalik symbols along columbia avenue lately
# posted by : Tue Apr 20, 11:54:00 AM PDT
: Tue Apr 20, 11:54:00 AM PDT
as many vacationers that have been harassed by the franklin police i would think franklin tourism dollars would be schrunk ass it is these days and those harassed people would be heading for cleveland where the people are more friendlier
# posted by : Tue Apr 20, 12:16:00 PM PDT
: Tue Apr 20, 12:16:00 PM PDT
this town has so much money youd think there would be greek columns from 65 down 96 to the square
# posted by : Tue Apr 20, 01:25:00 PM PDT
: Tue Apr 20, 01:25:00 PM PDT
you can tell a lot about a town by their police department
# posted by : Tue Apr 20, 04:47:00 PM PDT
: Tue Apr 20, 04:47:00 PM PDT
when was the last time someone living in franklin said they would vacation in franklin
# posted by : Wed Apr 21, 08:44:00 AM PDT
: Wed Apr 21, 08:44:00 AM PDT
Do people really take vacations in Franklin to look over the fake Civil War vbattlefields ?
# posted by : Wed Apr 21, 02:56:00 PM PDT
: Wed Apr 21, 02:56:00 PM PDT
THIS TOWN IS SO FUCKED UP I CANNOT REMEMBER WHEN ANYONE SAID ANYTHIGNG GOOD ABOUT IT IN THE PAST FEW YEARS
WHY WONT SOMEONE HELP THIS TOWN I DONT GET IT
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WHY WONT SOMEONE HELP THIS TOWN I DONT GET IT
# posted by : Thu Apr 22, 04:40:00 AM PDT
: Thu Apr 22, 04:40:00 AM PDT << Home
