AIMLESSLY UNBALANCED

Vanderbilt University in Nashville , Tennessee- BVD News - Vanderbilt School of Engineering , the former Civil Engineering Chairman Ed Thackston was honored last week , at the Vanderbilt University Club , ass he set the record straight on the number of times he was fired ass Chairman of the Civil Engineering Department.

His boss , Dean Galloway , Vanderbilt School of Engineering , chose not to attend. He alone had only fired Thackston 5 times before someone explained to him about Thackston "Tenure Disease"


Meanwhile , in attendance was Dean Viellette , also of Vanderbilt School of Engineering and Director of PAVE , who couldn't stop laughing , even with his mouth full who later stated for the record , "What a Fucking Moron"

After wards , Vanderbilt University , Chancellor Zeppos stated , "Well , at least that bumbling Bastard's gone. Now he's someone else's problem."

During Thackston tenure at Vanderbilt University , the Civil Engineering Department had become affectionately known ass , "Dysfunction Junction" among the other Ivy League Institutions , who concluded , "The whole place was just a total embarrassment." When ASCE delegates were in town this past Spring , a special luncheon had met at Sarratt that comprised all of the Civil Engineering Department Chairmen from the other schools and universities within the SEC and everyone did agree , it would take Vanderbilt 20+ years , to remove Thackston from it's ass.

Meanwhile , "Ed" Thackston found himself another parachute retirement package ass Chairman for the Board of Trust at Cumberland University in Lebanon , Tennessee

Present president of Cumberland University , Dr. Eaton , had this to say about hiring , "The Moron" , "We took on Thackston because he brought with him , his own paper 'n pencils. He didn't cost us anything up front , butt now , look at the cost. This price aint right."

Note: Because nobody with integrity would accept a vacated position left behind by some common Moron and after 5 years of searching , Dean Galloway finally managed to replace Thackston with a displaced Chemical Engineer who didn't have a clue ass to what being a Civil engineer was about. Besides , Galloway added , "The fool doesn't have to teach anything anyway and with Thackston gone , it's that much more money for me. It's what us engineers refer to ass a M cubed paycheck bonus " :)