Franklin , Tennessee - BVD News - it was only 60 degrees last Thursday in Franklin , being well above normal I slipped away for some pre-Christmas golf , I found myself thinking about a wickedly funny story that The Orion , the satirical newspaper, ran the other day: “Fall Canceled after 3 Billion Seasons”: “Fall , the long-running series of shorter days and cooler nights, was canceled earlier this week after nearly 3 billion seasons on Earth, sources reported Tuesday. “The classic period of the year, which once occupied a coveted slot between summer and winter, will be replaced by new, stifling humidity levels, near-constant sunshine and almost no precipitation for months.” ‘As much as we’d like to see it stay all will not be returning for another season’ National Weather Service president John Hayes announced during a muggy press conference Nov. 6. ‘Fall had a great run but sadly, times have changed.’ … The cancellation was not without its share of warning signs. In recent years, fall had been reduced from three months to a meager two-week stint, and its scheduled start time had been pushed back later and later each year.” You should never extrapolate about global warming from your own weather, but it is becoming hard not to — even for professionals. Consider the final report of the U.N.’s Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (I.P.C.C.), which was just issued and got far too little attention. It concluded that since the I.P.C.C. began its study five years ago, scientists had discovered much stronger climate change trends than previously realized, such as far more extensive melting of Arctic ice and therefore global efforts to reverse the growth of greenhouse gas emissions have to begin immediately.
# posted by Jerry Horne @ 1:05 AM