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Franklin , Tennessee - BVD News - it will not be Tweeted by Sgt. Warner butt it is the majority that rules and Conan O' Brien has won the Franklin Police popularity contest survey for having the most popularly avoidable late night TV show. With the help of late night Franklin Police officers , BVD acquired the 10 best suggestions to help Conan man up his ratings.

Pictured is Conan pointing to his flat lined ratings


1.Maybe give La Bamba a machine gun with a sliding gun barrel to replace his trombone
2. Have Sgt. Warner demonstrate the Tokyo Sand Blaster
3. Saying Conan's name backwards should be on the censored word list
4. The moon should sit behind the desk instead of Conan.
5. Interview the Masturbating Bear as a celebrity guest
6. Conan should hang on the wall instead of the moon.
7. Have more 2 year old flat beer available to the audience and the home viewers.
8. Have a re-enactment of Franklin Police officers arresting those kids on roller skates looking for a safe place to skate during the flood.
9. Catch the Masturbating Bear giving helpful handy tips to Franklin Police officers behind the dumpster at HQ.
10. Interview Conan and ask if his show is really necessary for late night cable