Wednesday, January 19, 2011

 

TEXTING FOR SENIORS

Are you getting too old to spell out the words for a message? Have you forgot how to spell the words? Are you getting to old to even remember what you were doing? Well remember no more because now there's text messaging help for seniors.



Enjoy :)


TEXTING FOR SENIORS

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears

to be a need for a STC

(Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is

the code for you:.

Please pass this on to your CHILDREN and Grandchildren so they can

understand your texts.

ATD: At The Doctor's

BFF: Best Friend Farted

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM: Covered By Medicare

CGU: Can't get up

CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center

DWI: Driving While Incontinent

FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

FYI: Found Your Insulin

GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

GHA: Got Heartburn Again

HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL: Living On Lipitor

LWO: Lawrence Welk's On

OMMR: On My Massage Recliner

OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

PIMP: Pooped in my pants

ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up

SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop

TTYL: Talk To You Louder

WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again

WTP: Where's The Prunes?

WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

GLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)


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