Thursday, January 20, 2011
WHY DO VANDERBILT PROFESSORS HAVE TENURE
Vanderbilt University and Medical Center - my my my , the questions I get about Vanderbilt.
Tenure basically provides a professor with a 10 year grace period during which he/she cannot be fired , period.
Vanderbilt of course , has gone the extra step to Ensure a professor can not be fired regardless of how long they have been around , just ass long ass they were tenured in the first place and today of course , tenure will transfer from university to university , thus allowing a professor to move around in search for better Pussy Hunting grounds.
Here's an example of how tenure works:
Once upon a time (you know a story is true when it starts with "Once upon a time" ) , a Vanderbilt professor got into trouble with some parents , claiming his art class was pornographic. The objectionable material was a simple water color showing a female's backside and nothing more. Despite not having a hint of ass or even tit in the picture , like a coin , this story too has 2 sides. In actuality , a co-ed's parents were complaining about this professor's manners in bed. It seems their child had allowed this guy to take her virginity and he was rather rough , tough and totally UN-professional about it , thus placing the parents in a rather uncomfortable and distraught frame of mind. Despite the fact these people had spread some money around , they were unable to hire the right person to fire this professor.
Now you know how Tenure works.
And to finally put a happy ending on this story while making everyone else happy in the process , it was finally agreed upon , the professor would attend in bed sensitivity lectures and the co-ed would have her virginity restored thru cosmetic surgery at Vanderbilt expense.
Tenure allows a professor to keep their job without any trouble. That's all there is to it. Now , any more questions?
Tenure basically provides a professor with a 10 year grace period during which he/she cannot be fired , period.
Vanderbilt of course , has gone the extra step to Ensure a professor can not be fired regardless of how long they have been around , just ass long ass they were tenured in the first place and today of course , tenure will transfer from university to university , thus allowing a professor to move around in search for better Pussy Hunting grounds.
Here's an example of how tenure works:
Once upon a time (you know a story is true when it starts with "Once upon a time" ) , a Vanderbilt professor got into trouble with some parents , claiming his art class was pornographic. The objectionable material was a simple water color showing a female's backside and nothing more. Despite not having a hint of ass or even tit in the picture , like a coin , this story too has 2 sides. In actuality , a co-ed's parents were complaining about this professor's manners in bed. It seems their child had allowed this guy to take her virginity and he was rather rough , tough and totally UN-professional about it , thus placing the parents in a rather uncomfortable and distraught frame of mind. Despite the fact these people had spread some money around , they were unable to hire the right person to fire this professor.
Now you know how Tenure works.
And to finally put a happy ending on this story while making everyone else happy in the process , it was finally agreed upon , the professor would attend in bed sensitivity lectures and the co-ed would have her virginity restored thru cosmetic surgery at Vanderbilt expense.
Tenure allows a professor to keep their job without any trouble. That's all there is to it. Now , any more questions?
