AIMLESSLY UNBALANCED

The United States - today's Veterans are getting attacked from all angles these days , whether it be from a terrorist or from their own politicians. Now , it's their own boss , aka , The Pentagon , attacking them. Ya see , those admirals and generals love to party. They also love to spend money , ass long ass it aint their's. And now , it's all caught up with them , ass they use paycheck funds , to continue funding The Pentagon's operations , while begging Congress for more money.
Let's take a historical view at how Vanderbilt University and Vanderbilt Hospital , treats Veterans.
Did you know , the Feds give employers , a monthly chunk of money , to help employers give paychecks to minorities ? Did you know , the Feds have hiring quotas ? Did you know , minorities have priority hiring privileges ? Did you know , minorities have bonus points for being minorities ? Well , did you even know , employers use a point system for hiring ? Did you even know , illegals counted ass minorities and got the same hiring benefits ? Do you even care ? At one time , Veterans had the same hiring status ass minorities. And , if you were a wounded Veteran , there was a national job listing , just for those who fit that category. If you wanted a job , all you had to do , was see your local Vet Rep , who had the job listing and by Golly , you could pick what you wanted from that list AND you were hired that very instant. Well , one day , Congress realized that American Veterans were not minorities. Instead , they were just plain ole' Americans. And with that bit of wisdom , America's Veterans , joined the ranks of everyone else , who were not a minority and were looking for a job.
When Congress took away , Veteran's hiring benefits , Vanderbilt suddenly lost money from the Feds , in that monthly chunk of paycheck money. So , Vanderbilt put out a message to everyone , telling Veterans to stand up and be counted. All you had to do , was call personnel and inform them , that yes indeedy dee , you are a Veteran and you want to counted. Little did they suspect , that was a death notice to their employment. Over a 2 year period , Vanderbilt quietly retired ass many Veterans ass possible , while replacing them with other minority type people. In doing so , Vanderbilt has been able to brag about their hiring different people from various cultures , while increasing the amount of their Federal funded paycheck money , at the cost of removing Veterans from their jobs , all because they are Americans. Hmm.....Damn , don't you wish you were an American Veteran ?

BVD News - I've been bombarded with requests , for any Saara Akaash video , yes , any. OK , I've heard , I've listened and I've got it. In this scene , Monica and Vikram have gone pro , and are giving The Indian Air Force , dancing lessons. Oh , by the way , this clip is also the ending of the last season and I don't want to give away anything. Also , COMCASTIC COMCAST , is no longer showing Saara Akaash reruns. There are other Saara Akaash posts in this blog. Enjoy.

The Pentagon - here's the latest , on the budget problems at The Pentagon. Keep in mind , the Air Force foresaw these problems and have been busy culling their officer ranks , to lesson their own problems. Meanwhile , The Pentagon has been paying their bills , from the payroll accounts of the Army and Navy. That's no joke.

Franklin , Tennessee - while BVD was doing some research , he came across Sheriff Headley and his band on MySpace. Hmm....OK...let's go look.
HOLYCRAPOMOHLEY ! Is this really his band ? This guy in Headley's band is telling a secret about his looking under a friend's bed , and finds bottles and bottles of penis growth pills. What is going on with Sheriff Headley and his band ? Are they taking these pills to get ready for the ladies after a concert ? Or , are they for picking up girls at the mall ? Hmm...maybe , they take those pills to impress each other. I can see them back stage , talking and showing off , right now. " Hey man , I've grown another inch , lookie lookie look." or , " Oh wow man , mine's still an inch bigger than your's , hee , hee , hee." or , how about , " You are still half the man I am. "
I don't know and I don't wanna know. I have'nt had a woman complain about me after I had 'em. So , I don't take any of those kinds of pills. Hmm..so that's why the Sheriff was needing all of those Lortabs. It was to help ease the pain and swelling , from taking all those penis enlargement pills. Now , why did'nt the newspaper tell us these things ?
Hm..do ya think , if Sheriff La Cates was taking those penis pills , would he have been just as popular ass Headley , before the election ? Maybe size does matter.

Franklin , Tennessee - I had promised my readers , I would keep them informed , about a burglary , that took place and with all the information at hand , Franklin Police can not solve the crime.
Here's what the new math has figured out. Franklin Police have some rouge officers running around. That's right people , these officers are doing the " Jay Johnson ". They have taken powers that do not exist , and have made themselves , " The Law ". Sounds like something out of science fiction , don't it ?
Remember , not too long ago , the paper told about a drug bust involving several different people and their drug route leads to Mexico ? Well , did you know , Franklin Police used cameras in their homes and there's no paper work authorizing them ? It was during this time , a house was burgled for over 10,000 dollars. If Franklin Police Dect. Black solves this case , he will expose his fellow officers. AND , let us not forget , all of the negative publicity Franklin's Police Department would receive , if this got into the news. Why , what would CNN's Robin think ? Oh , the dread of it all.
One of the license plates , given to Mr. Black , goes to an address in Belle Meade. This guy is'nt doing to bad for himself , not bad at all. By selling all that stuff , at no up front cost to himself , he easily affords to live the good life. Must be nice to steal stuff , sell it , live big and be above the law , all at the same time. Hell , this guy is the law. Think I'm making this story up ? The information you need , for conducting your own investigation , is right here , in this blog. Go look it up for yourself. Please , don't take just my word for it. This is the stuff , your local paper can't talk about.

The Pentagon - now that President Bush has spent 10 trillion dollars , that does'nt exist. Americans are losing their homes , while the Stock Market falls , causing Americans to lose even more. To add to Bush's Strategic Master Disaster Plan for America , America's Armed Forces are also in a bind. After all of those 80 million dollar parties for new equipment that does'nt work , billions have been spent on research that was'nt necessary , and this does not include lunch , The Pentagon is now complaining , that if they don't get , more new money to splurge with , President Bush's wars will have to shut down , before all of the killing becomes , " Mission Accomplished ".





brought to you by courtesy of The Pentagon

The Pentagon - Gates gave his holiday message , to all of the Armed Services , while taking a break at his mansion , during his travels around the world , in an exclusive Air Force 747 , at tax payer's expense , to write his memoirs.
Due to The Pentagon's present money woes , there was no money budgeted for this special holiday message to make the rounds , so Gates had his message posted on the visitor's bulletin board , in The Visitor's Center , at The Pentagon. All military personnel , were encouraged to drop by and read Gates' words. Of course , they had to pay their own fare to get there. Therefore , BVD News decided , at no cost to our service men and women , to bring you his holiday message.


To all our men and women in America's Armed Forces , Thank You !
brought to you by courtesy of The Pentagon's Visitor's Center

Vanderbilt University - BVD News heard about the new SEC football rules and talked with Vanderbilt Football Coach Bobby Johnson , to get the skin on the Pigskin.
BVD : Coach , explain this new ruling to me , like I'm a three year old.
Coach Johnson : I'm happy to oblige you BVD. Vanderbilt , can now have any amount of time removed from the clock , at any time Vanderbilt sees fit , only when Vanderbilt has the superior score.
BVD : Butt coach , what if the game is still in the first quarter ?
Coach Johnson : The quarter does'nt matter. What does matter , Vanderbilt can remove all the quarters and all the remaining minutes , from the clock , only when Vanderbilt is winning. You see , the math is so simple , even our own football players can get an " A " , with this one.
BVD : I don't understand this coach , how can Vanderbilt swing the rules in their favor ?
Coach Johnson : Well , again , it's actually very simple. You see , Vanderbilt owns an Army of legal eagles. And , let's not forget all the lobbyists , Vanderbilt has on their slush fund payroll. If you understand how President Bush , operates under his Bushyisms , you find that Vanderbilt can re-interpret the SEC football rules , thus enabling their legal eagles to re-rite the rules and make 'em stick. I predict , that come next year , Vanderbilt will go all the way :)
BVD : What about this new rule being used by other teams , I mean , .............
Coach Johnson : Hey , hold on to that thought BVD. You've gotta understand , it was Vanderbilt's money and Vanderbilt's legal eagles , that made this new rule possible. Which in turn simply means , it's all about " The Vanderbilt ". Got that ?
BVD : You mean , .....
Coach Johnson : You got it. This ruling belongs only to Vanderbilt.
BVD : Wooooow , Vanderbilt can't loose with this one.
Coach Johnson : groan , aww , sometimes I don't know , BVD. I just don't know.

Paris Hilton has made another movie. " The Hillz ". After this scene was shot , a rumor rampantly spread , the actor needed his nose disinfected for staff. While watching this scene , I felt the need , for a Tetanus shot.
The Hills is now playing on COMCASTIC COMCAST. While this movie is advertised ass being comical , I fell asleep. Thank COMCAST , for that DVR , which I had disinfected.

Now that the holidays are here , it's also birthday time. Kaden got his. Here , he explains his age.
" Yep " , he said , " I'm this old. "

Vanderbilt University - well , UT won yesterday's football game , after trailing Vanderbilt for three quarters. Those last seconds really hurt. Rumor has it , next time , Vanderbilt will ask to remove the final seconds in the last quarter , if they are winning.
Vanderbilt fans kept yelling , " Next year is HERE ! " For some reason , I don't think they know what year it is. Maybe , if Vanderbilt would graduate some of those 6th year seniors , the rest of the student body would get a clue and maybe , move forward in the world.

Pictured - 6 month old Kaden got excited over the final score. GO U.T. GO ! ! Wow , U.T. , I can spell ! Mommy , I can spell U.T. !

Meanwhile , this house won't be the same again. Everyone is going to Home Depot for their special on orange paint.

For those contemplating Christmas shopping on Ebay , be ready for shipping costs shock. Many items are costing more in the shipping department , than the costs of the item. Also , I've seen an upwards shift in auction prices. Maybe you should wait till after Christmas to buy , eh ? That may be the time to buy for next year's Christmas.
Oh yeah , another bidding tip - I do not bid on any item when another person with a zero bid history is present. That person may be upping the bid amount or even be the seller. This shopping season , I've noticed more zero bidders and the item is'nt worth their bid. Hmm.....besides , let the item go , there will be another with someone else. Also , I've noticed more sellers are cleaning out their closets. I'll watch those with really low starting bids. There might be a bargain in there. I do not shop the Ebay stores. The prices are to high. Remember - there will be another one , just like this one. Be patient , watch many items to get a feel for the market on what you are looking for and then go bid. Another tip , while comparing the bid prices , right now , seller's shipping costs are all over the board. Ass silly ass it sounds , you need to compare those shipping costs. Some sellers are now double dipping into insurance costs. For example , if insurance costs are 1.75 $ , the seller will add 3.50 $ to the shipping costs. Some sellers are charging 5 dollars for used newspaper to wrap the item. I'm not kidding. If you are not sure of something , the seller has said in the listing , or even if you think something is missing , just ask. If you get an answer , that does'nt make sense , or if their reply does'nt answer your question , don't bid. Remember , there will be another one.
One type of auction , which I do not understand why anyone would bid on , is the live auction. These auctions have buyer premium costs added to the total. It's just an excuse and/or gimmick to gouge the buyer of more $$$$$$. You can expect another 20% of the total added in to the final total costs. Again , move on and remember , there will be another item , just like this one.
I will not bid on an item with a reserve. The seller knows what they want for their stuff. If the seller really wants to unload their item , they will put it on the auction block and that's that.

With the writing strike continuing , people are writing their own Saara Akaash scripts. Here's mine - Monika is invited to America , to receive the Medal of Valor from President Bush , later , while Monika is on the phone with the AOC , she saves the president from a toilet bomb and gets a big hug from Bush and receives the Heroine Valedictorian Award for Heroin.
Just as she gets on the plane returning to India , she gets a phone call from President Bush , inviting her , to be his partner on the TV show , Dancing with the Stars. Just as she accepts the invitation , Vikram calls , to ask if she is having a good time , when at that moment , Karan , her other husband , has calling breaking thru into her service , to ask her , if she is having a good time and to find out , who is on the other phone line , while Yaavar eaves drops during his dancing lessons. Meanwhile , Red Dragon plans his return from the dead and Naaz escapes from prison , vowing to take revenge against Monika , for stealing her husband and she suspects Monika of shooting her dog behind her back.
You'll find more Saara Akaash posts in this blog. Enjoy !

Channel 4 News did an inside investigation , on how animal shelters kill unwanted animals. The quick and cheap way , is what is called the heart shot. Their video was so damning , a vet was suspended from his duties.
So , here's my question. What about Devil Worshipers ? Well , what about them ? After all , Williamson County is a popular haven for such activity.

Franklin , Tennessee - on NBC News , an embarrassed CIA and FBI can not answer how a terrorist got inside of them and hold a top level security clearance. Well , what defines " terrorist " ? Our government in the past , called terrorist , " students ". Today , we know a terrorist does not have to perform destructive acts , to be a terrorist.
Let's look in our own neighborhood. State Farm Insurance is actively seeking out , classified military information. Why ? I don't have the answer to that question. I do know , Franklin Police are doing everything they can to help them. The scary thing about this ? What is State Farm doing with that kind of information and why.

Franklin , Tennessee - how many times have people asked themselves , " How do I avoid getting a traffic ticket " ? Well , my friends , grab your coffee and have a sit.
Did you know , there are vehicles running around Franklin , with a license plate that is not on file ? How do they do they that , or , how do I get one of those ? The law regulates the law , which means , the law can get all of the " not on file " plates , they want. When an officer pulls you over , and runs the plate , the officer thinks you are on some secret mission and will let you go :)
The other trick , is to have a dealer plate. For some strange reason , the law does not keep up with dealer plates. Here in Williamson County , the criteria for getting a dealer plate , is'nt that tough. And the law will probably let you keep on truckin. If you are pulled over and it looks like the officer is going to write the ticket , just mention Jay Johnson's name and that this vehicle is for him or some family member or other , what ever , kind of thing. Of course , you could also name drop Alexander's :)
There ya go kiddies , enjoy , and HEY , be careful out there. This town has some bad cops riding around in CALEA accredited , police cars.

Has anybody looked at America these days ? Does anybody care ? America used to be a country for peace. Today , America is all about , who will we bomb today ? Americans have fallen asleep on watch. Americans are responsible for their government's actions. Instead of promoting world peace , America is debating which piece of the world to bomb next.
President Bush can not give an answer to why America is in Iraq , while he is busy writing his memoirs for future generations to enjoy.

Yep , I'm a Veteran from the good ole Nam days. The Navy , I think it was , I was in. Yep , I still remember being on station during Sundays , battle stations on holidays , targets locked , regardless of what day it is or was.
All the Navy gave me was a continuous reminder of how stupid I was for joining up. They said I would get a high school education , Not ! They said I would have VA benefits , Not ! Promises , promises , promises. That's ALL I got.
When the war was grinding down , the Navy complained of being short of money. Soon after , 208,000 people were told , there was'nt any money to promote them. In The Pentagon , 23 admirals were promoted.
I was promised the best in health care. Later , we learned , most of the Navy's doctors , were'nt really doctors after all. They were just friends of someone in the Pentagon and they needed a job.
I saw several highly intelligent people take on the Navy with lawsuits , for breach of contracts. Yep , they won. And with that , 83,000 more people were informed , there was no money to promote them. The Pentagon promoted 28 admirals.
When I came home from over there , I did'nt get a band or a parade. I did have one of the few Honorable Discharges , The Navy was giving out. Ya see , at the time , the VA was so over run with wounded , orders had been given to shit on ass many people ass possible , to avoid handing out those honorable papers , so ass to hopefully cut down on the number of veterans using the VA. Politicians have no problem butchering Americans. And they have no problem ignoring butchered Americans either.
So , what do I have to be thankful for on Veterans Day ? Let's me see here - I'm not physically wounded , I have my face , arms , legs and a brain intact. I can vote , even though Bush showed my vote does'nt matter. I can't think of nuthing else.
To our veterans fighting Bush's War , watch your 6.
While those reading this may think I'm being negative , they were'nt there. I wuz. Oh yeah , by the way , remember , right here in popular Franklin , Graceworks does not help veterans. Mrs. King says , " Help one veteran and there will be more in here worse than flies on a cow pie. "
In the mean time , states like Iowa , have passed laws , making things difficult for employers to hire veterans.
In Tennessee , it is very hard for veterans to qualify for food stamps , so ass to have money available for immigrants.
Being out of the service , I can blog anything I want , while today's service personnel , do not have freedom of blog.

I thought I'd steal this one , since this is America , where it's become unAmerican to be honest. The University of Wyoming wants everyone to be more aware of their password.
When dealing with adults , it's possible to help them to learn by mentioning their underwear. I guess it's something like politicians and diapers. It's steal the same mentality.
Today , some bloggers use programs to steal your password when you log in to their blog to leave a comment. Some web sites now install password stealing cookies. And on and on and on. Hey , be careful out there on the web.

The writer's strike continues against writing , so , here is a picture many people are talking about. Here's your chance to share with the world , what you think you see :)

Yes , there are responses to the other pics , I don't think it would be wise to show them here.

Everyone is getting bored with the same ole reruns , while the writer's strike on writing continues. So , what is a bored person to do ? Well , why not become a writer yourself ? Here's how - check out this picture. What is this young one thinking ? If your thoughts are good enough , I'll put 'em here.

Franklin , Tennessee - it's amazing , how many people brag about Franklin and most of those people have'nt lived here very long. Afterall , Franklin is just a quaint little town , within easy driving distance of Nashville. One thing very few people know about Franklin , is the crime problem.
Did you know , Franklin Police have 20 detectives ? Did you know , they all average 30 investigations at any one time ? That's 600 incidents of crime in Franklin , at any one time. One of those investigations is a burglary. The door locks were broken and 10,000 dollars of theft and vandalism occurred. This incident involves Franklin Police officers and includes stealing this years Red Cross Christmas surprise.
My , what a wonderful town , this Franklin , is to live in. Don't you agree ? I know Jay Johnson is sooo proud of his police department.

For the benefit of those who don't know. Yes , Franklin Police has replaced their Deputy Chief. Is'nt it interesting , JJ has refused to say why the other Deputy leaft ? The paper said , the former deputy was doing an excellent job. Both Chief Jackie and JJ concurred on his exemplary job performance , and now he has quit and no one is talking.
In my opinion , the man's soul was not for sale.

Franklin , Tennessee - for those who do not receive the Williamson Herald , the Fraternal Order of Police , Lodge 41 , wants Sheriff Headley to resign from law enforcement , because of his arrest on various drug charges.
Well , OK , I don't have a problem with that , after all , ya know what the good book says , " Let any FOP member , without sin , cast the first law. " How many officers , from the Franklin Police Department , have membership with that FOP ? Here I have evidence , of Franklin Police being involved in burglary and theft of 10,000 dollars. Various officers know this , butt , since their FOP is a family of their own , they are not going to squeal on each other. Hey , brothers don't rat on their brothers , aint that so , Sgt. Smithson ?
I've been asked if the sheriff is guilty. I don't know , I was'nt there. Butt , it seems that Lodge 41 of the FOP was there. ( yeah , right )
The only reason that FOP wants Headley out of the way , is because of all the sheriff wanna be's. I say , let the law give Sheriff Headley due process and have the FOP shut up. If someone wants to be the sheriff , then they need to get involved in the next election and let the voters decide.
Oh yeah , why does'nt that FOP kick out their bad brothers ? Simple , they have'nt been caught. Since Franklin Police are doing the investigation , I don't expect anything will happen. Too much information is being ignored , which has caused the investigation to come to an abrupt dead end.

Franklin , Tennessee , BVD News reporting today - Here's a page from the Franklin Police history book
Downtown Franklin was having a nasty burglar problem. Franklin Police were unable to catch or solve who was doing these things. Even the downtown Bike shop got hit ( across from the new justice center ). It was that bad.
Finally , someone had a brain fart and suggested a steake out. Soo , one evening , while everyone was enjoying themselves eating catered steak downtown , downtown Franklin got hit again HHmmmm , they just couldn't catch those thieving burglars and couldn't understand why.
Well , one fine morning , a Franklin Police officer starts to get into his patrol car to start his shift , only to discover his car was open , and inside , was the Banana Boy sound asleep at the wheel.
With a little detective work and questioning that Boy , Franklin Police learned one of their very own had the Boy's back.
I'll give you a clue to who the officer was. Remember at one time , downtown Franklin had a walking patrol ? There was this really pissy bald headed fart , giving parking tickets to anyone and everyone for no reason. He was reeeeally upset for having his patrol car taken away.
Oddly enough , with him walking around downtown , there were no more burglaries reported downtown. And NO ! , Due to politics , this officer could not be fired , or even be charged with the crimes.

Franklin , Tennessee - BVD got to interview the new incoming mayor , Mayor elect Schroer.
BVD : So you have already spoken with this city's administrator , Jay Johnson ?
Mayor about to be Schroer : Why yes , all of the newly elected people sat down in a meeting with JJ and he told us about Franklin and he even passed out , specially prepared folders , to us. JJ is just a swell guy , I look forward to working with him.
BVD : So , this meeting was private , right ? Does'nt that go against the secret meetings clause that Jay Johnson is so adamant about being illegal ?
Schroer : Hey , hold on there , we are not elected officials yet.
BVD : So tell me , so I can tell the citizens of Franklin , are you the newly elected mayor or not ?
Schroer : Well of course I am.
BVD : So you have already broken one of Franklin's laws.
Schroer : Wait a minute , .......
BVD : Ha ha ha ha ha ha Schroer looks dumb founded , ha ha ha ha. He got you , ha ha ha ha , you have'nt been in office yet , and JJ got you , ha ha ha ha
Schroer : What are you talking about ?
BVD : JJ , he has already played you , ha ha ha ha. How can you not be an elected official and meet with JJ about what you are planning to do for Franklin ass mayor ? You took part in a illegal meeting , a meeting that goes against JJ's own philosophy.
Schroer : Butt , butt , JJ was there.
BVD : Of course he was. JJ only abwhores such meetings when he has'nt been included. JJ has got you looking like the city's idiot. Oh hey , are'nt you glad , Franklin still has The Review Appeal ? It's all the news you want , only it's 4 weeks late and it aint the news anyway.

There's has been lots of responses to the Saara Akaash Contest and now there's a part two.
With no sight seen , the writer's continue their strike on writing.
OK , here's the question :
Which of these women are the real spy in Saara Akaash ? And remember , no cheating on this one. Anyone caught cheating , will not be the winner.

Saara Akaash is having a contest. I don't know what the prizes are , I just know , that the winner of the contest wins. So here's what's going on - writers all over the world , have joined hands in support of the union's strike on writing. So , with this episode dangling in mid sentence , everyone , everywhere , is in total suspense as to why Yavaar is so upset. What is going on ? What should the script say for Yavaar ? This is your BIG chance to become a writer.

Yavaar has suddenly discovered :

Someone stole his Viagra.
His turbin was gone.
He had been dancing with Monika the whole time.
That was not a woman he was dancing with
Monika already has 3 husbands.
Someone misspelled turban.
Saara Akaash will be back next season !
Monika will do a movie trilogy without Yaavar
Monika has several commercial contracts with The Indian Air Force , to illistrate her courage against terrorists like Yaavar
Yaavar's brother will return from the dead in a future episode
Monika and Vikram will perform on the TV show , Dancing with the Stars

There you are my friends. Help out the good people , who make Saara Akaash happen and help write the script part for Yaavar. And remember , the winner of this contest wins.
You will find more Saara Akaash posts in this blog.

While reading today's Tennessean , the reasons for Bush being president was enlightening. I'll share what was printed - " The reason behind bush getting elected " . A random sample of 1,000 Americans revealed that 2 out of 3 Americans believe in the truth of miracles set forth in the Bible. Like Moses parting the Red Sea and God creating the universe in 6 days.
I can assume that those in the survey also believe in Santa Claus , the Easter Bunny , the Tooth Fairy and The Great Pumkin. Now do you understand how Americans got Bush and why Franklin has Jay Johnson ?

I thought I'd pass this one along. We spend so much time at work , working on the internet.

Franklin's Library is having their book sale again. The good books were culled before giving the public a chance to see them. It is amazing , at the money , the library throws away , by giving the books to their buddies , who sells them for mega bucks. Only those people , who are in the correct political circles are allowed to " buy " the books , before the public sees them.
If you are going , I'm telling you now , there's nuthin to buy. Yes , really , the good stuff is gone.
Buy the way , go tomorrow and the prices will be half off.
Go to Brentwood and you will pay through the nose for the same book at Franklin.

I almost landed on the floor this morning , from a severe bought of laughter , while watching CNN. They did a sound off " YOUR VOICE " about Britney's monthly income and expenses , aaaand a teacher was complaining. Well teacher , I think it's obvious why you do what you do , and why Britney does what she does. The money part is not rocket science. Britney is just smarter than you , that's all. Oh , and teacher , check out your spelling.

BVD was writing this morning , when his son had a question.

Jimmy : Dad ?
BVD : Hey son , I thought you were getting ready for school.
Jimmy : Aww , you know how fickle the FSSD is. Even they are not sure what a school day is on the calendar.
BVD : Ha ha ha. Yeah , what's on your mind son ?
Jimmy : The paper says the law is going to sell a man's property because he broke the grass law. With all the things wrong with the law these days , I think this is wrong.
BVD : Explain yourself.
Jimmy : Well , those drug enforcement officers use grass and they are'nt arrested.
BVD : You have a point , butt remember , this is America.
Jimmy : Why can't America smell what it's shoveling and make the necessary changes ?
BVD : My son , you will have to ask our politicians that question.
Jimmy : I'm going to be a grown up one of these days , are'nt I , Dad ?
BVD : Yes. ( smiling )

Franklin , Tennessee , BVD News - BVD heard about the new 2 minute technology rule being enforced in Franklin's government and BVD went to Jay Johnson for his 2 minutes worth.
BVD : JJ , er , may I call you JJ ?
JJ : Sure , may I call you BVD ?
BVD : Of course. What's this 2 minute thing ?
JJ : Simple. The people of Franklin expect more and more of their government and it's taking up too much of my government time. So , in bringing new technology into this great city , I brought in this 2 minute timer.
BVD : Uh , sir , these days , government costs more. Don't the people deserve more from their government dollars ?
JJ : Be careful BVD.
BVD : ? Sir ?
JJ : Look , I'm the Administrator of this town. The sooner the people of Franklin realize it , the better , while I'm busy bringing in a new decade of government , to this little hick town , whether they like it or not , 2 minutes of my time is all any one person will get , at any one , 2 minute time , from now on. Got that ? Oh , and by the way , your 2 minutes are up.
BVD : Butt sir , I did not hear the 2 minute buzzer.
JJ : Ya don't have to , I've got a hearing implant that allows me to hear it. ( smiling ) Mr. Moore , come in here and remove BVD , so I can get to the next person.
BVD : I don't think this thing is turned on. Look , the lights don't work.
JJ : They don't have to. JACKIE !?!? Where are you !?!?

Franklin Police Chief " Jackie " Moore enters the room and motions for BVD to get out. In the hall way , BVD notices the chief also has a 2 minute gadget , dangling from his utility belt.
BVD : Um , chief , why do you have one of those ?
Chief Moore : Simple. When JJ has one of his moods , he expects me to get him off. So , if he can't do it in 2 minutes , ( smiling ) 2 bad.