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Vanderbilt University - BVD News - BVD learned a moonshine still was operating in the Engineering Schools basement , with a capacity of producing 5,000 gallons of shine a week. When asked where the finished product was stored , BVD was told the demand was so great , there was'nt any to store. " I
know Vanderbilt is dedicated to being a dry university , butt , well , it is when you think about , I mean afterall , the stuff is drunk so fast , there is'nt any around to be found " said Sophomore student Hanns , who is in charge of taste testing and quality control.
Regarding graduation day , it's strictly BYOB

Vanderbilt graduation parties started early at the Engineering school. BVD went on scene to find out why.
BVD : What's going on ? The finals have'nt started yet.
student : WE ARE PARTYING !
BVD : Yes , I can see that. Why are'nt you studying for your finals ?
student : STUDY FOR FINALS , ARE YOU KIDDING ? WE JUST FINISHED OUR TEST FILE FINALS WO HOOOO ! ! ! OOOOOOOOOPS , ow , I fall down , butt hey , I can get up , I'm ok , i'm reeealy .........ok , plop

Vanderbilt University - Last night , Vanderbilt's Traffic and Parking set up signs to divert graduation traffic to facilitate access to designated parking areas

Franklin , Tennessee - BVD News got in a word with country music singer McCready , about the baseball player Clemens.

BVD : Mam , is it true , you had a sexual involvement with Mr. Clemens ?
McCready : Well , sure it is , Hun Bun.
BVD : Did you know he was taking illegal steroids ?
McCready : Whaaaaat ? I thought that was Viagra

Washington , D.C. - BVD News was there - last night on ABC , the big election question came up , concerning answering the phone at 3am. Sooo , they gave it a try and here is what happened.

Vanderbilt's campus was a buzz with activity ass road graders , dirt shovels , bob cats , dump trucks , and the Vanderbilt Grounds Department picked up trashed students and other people. BVD went to Kirkland Hall to check on the progress
BVD : Are'nt you cleaning up a little early this time of year ?
Zeppos : Actually no , ass you are aware , graduation ceremonies are 2 weeks away and we need this place looking in great shape for the parents and guests.
BVD : Well yeah , butt , the finals are'nt over yet.
Zeppos : Oh yes they are , thanks to the latest test file final test data banks , this semester was over with Rites of Spring , which reminds me , we've got to hide those things before anyone from the outside sees one. Thanks for reminding me
BVD : From the looks of things , Rites of Spring is still going on. What will you do with all those bodies ?
Zeppos : Pile 'em up at student health of course

Vanderbilt cleaning crews had complained over the years about having to clean the toilets , during graduation , after people refused to flush them. This year , thanks to unionization , the toilets have been modified to make cleaning easier. Pictured , is cleaning crew supervisor Doghead , discussing the new changes.

Some people have watched the late night TV ads , about making money on Ebay. Here is somethings that you are not told -

Don't give these ads any money. There are other sources with the same information and it's free

People with Ebay stores have a business already and use Ebay fees for a tax write off.

Ebay stores costs more than the 6 day auctions. Let's see - there are the usual fees per auction plus the monthly store fee. Stores will cost about 21 % on average. Can you afford that , without being in a business ?

So , rethink your Ebay again. And of course , have fun.

Vanderbilt University - BVD News for The HUSTLER - Vanderbilt's Civil Engineering Chairman , Ed Thackston , at the School of Engineering , has a new chair to sit in , after getting busted with some under age drinkers.
The drinking was going fine , until some graduating Vanderbilt students , started making fun of Thackston's size , saying he was'nt tall enough , to drive a zambonnie.
Well , one thing led to another and Thackston threatened to degrade and downgrade , some graduating grad grades and that's when the singing started , that brought the attention of Vanderbilt Police , to the scene. It seems that Thackston's senility , had forgotten the words to his favorite sorority. The one he was a member in , during his younger years ass an undergraduate.
So , if you happen to be going past Vanderbilt's jail house , you might hear Thackston singing about his zambonnie.

Now when I was young I would spend my dreams
That I might drive the zambonnie machine
I'd guess they'd say I was a big ass ass could be
Ass all the faculty would look up to meee , , , MEEEE !

Pause ,

Yeeeah , I wanna drive the zambonnie
I wanna drive the zambonnie machine

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I told everyone , I would keep them up to date , regarding unreputable Ebay sellers. Check this out. Leah Russell sold 3 navy plaques , that have water and heat damage. The wood has leached out it's stain and Leah says it's a paint job. I will let you look at the pictures , so you can decide for yourself.
He sent the seller emails , wondering why anyone would take his word , on what he says about his items on Ebay. Yeah , he lets the buyer know , up front , they are an idiot , for taking his word ass truth. Hm , a strange way to tell the buyer , that he is a liar. Another way to tell , something is wrong , is that the item received , does not look like the item in the auction picture.
Well , the next thing you know , it's a negative feedback war and it looks like the buyer won. This is the first time , I've seen a ebay seller , argue with the buyer , blaming them for the problems that were not stated in the auction listing. I mean , Leah is blaming the buyer for not catching his lies.
Leah Russell uses the name - maggios , on ebay. His email is - hurricaneranch@fone.net , and no , Leah does not give refunds , despite his items having mice feces. Look in the picture. Do you think that is dirt ?
This was a PayPal transaction and the buyer is getting no co-operation from PayPal , since it is a subsidiary of Ebay. And of course , Ebay is of no help either. This is an excellent example of buyer protection , from both of them.
At the time of this post , Leah has over 40 negative feedbacks. He had stayed away from Ebay for a while , thinking it would help his feedback score , which it did not , and now he has added another 3 strikes.
So , anyone else know a unreputable Ebay'er ? I'll put 'em in here.

Franklin , Tennessee - there's a new blogger in town , called NAVAL MEMORIES. I think this person is going to sell his collection of Navy memorabilia , rather than be another talk on this town. His name is Mike Walters and seems to be quite friendly and talkative. He has a uncle , who spent 28 years in the United States Navy. He and Mike have teamed up , to sell out this incredible collection of wall hangers. Yes , I'm sure there will be other items besides wall hangers. If you need something to cover up that annoying hole in your wall , here's your chance to get an interesting item and a piece of Navy history. Of course , some of those items are heavy enough to pull the wall down. Hmmmm. Go and take a look. I've provided a link in my park. There is'nt much to see at this time , however , I'm sure that will change soon. Enjoy.

Vanderbilt University Medical Center , BVD News - Today at the daily drink and meat , Vanderbilt Trauma Doc Morris announced a medical breakthru in emergency medical science. Morris has spent months studying why so many trauma patients have been dying before the Med students could get their hands on them. Finally , after more months of research , Morris realized the patients were already dead before their arrival.
The answer , Morris speculated , was a need to create a speedy transport for getting the patient to the horsespital before they died.
Morris got together with Chairman Thackston at The Engineering School and with a grant of 100 million dollars from NSF , they came up with the foot drag technique.
In the past , patients were dragged by their arms which slowed down the dragger due to a biomechanical , medical awkwardness , commonly found in Vanderbilt's own medical mechanical draggers , aka , employees. Now , the medical dragger ties a rope around the patient's ankles and drags them stated Morris , "Hey , now anyone can do it , even paramedics in the field ."
Morris continued saying , " Get the patient to us before sun set and we'll have a med student tend to them."

Vanderbilt University Medical Center - BVD News , Vanderbilt Trauma Doc Morris reports the differences between men and women , for robotic applications , has been established.
Doc Morris stated , " This is a major step forward for the Vanderbilt community , in it's efforts to reduce the need for biomedical mechanical draggers , staff and such. ( aka , employees ) It is obvious , in order to cut future operating expenses , men will be cheaper to own and operate. Just one flick of the switch and you've got free labor without all those female warm up problems , moody wirings , constant need for calibration , vocal squeals , missed adjustments , wrong voltages , or even AC/DC programming problems "
BVD : What will your robot use for an intelligence medium ?
Morris : That's a no brainer. Using Chairman Thackston , from the Engineering School , ass a working model , we developed a brainless gelatin based jello for it's mass media.
BVD : That's not very intelligent
Morris : Does'nt have to be , that's why we chose Thackston for this research.

Yes boys and girls , ass Americans get squeezed more and more , it's just a matter of time , a mule will cost more than a Chevy. Are'nt you glad we have Bush in The White House ? Don't you wish we could keep him there longer ?

Historically speaking , Tennessee was once like this and it's only a matter of time , Tennesseans will return to the old ways. Mmmmm , there's nothing better , than watching a good piece of ass , at work.

Franklin , Tennessee - BVD wanted to write this one , butt I said " NO ". Over the weekend , a couple was doing yard work , like cutting grass and trimming tree limbs. While cutting off a large and dangerous limb , Janet Ledbetter put her face under the chainsaw , yelling to stop it , that was her tree. Yep , she did.
In the few years Janet has lived on Turnbrooke , she has never crossed " her " fence to mow the grass , pick up trash or fallen tree limbs. She has'nt even raked up the leaves. Meanwhile , she does dump trash over the fence , so she does'nt have to deal with it. Janet is so mean , she has ordered her dog to chase the neighbor's cat and even to attack her neighbor , while they sit in their own yard. She will open her garage door for the dog to come and go , since her back yard is fenced. Just how mean is Janet ? She kidnapped a cat and kept it locked up for a week without food or water. Yep , I do know about that and animal control will not investigate. Hm.
So , since she did'nt get her way , with her tree and limbs , Janet called Franklin Police , claiming she had been threatened with a chain saw. While waiting for them to show , Janet went to the carefully piled up tree limbs and drug them out onto the street , making them a road hazard.
Two Franklin Police officers showed up and began asking questions , they refused to identify themselves or give their names. Hm. Meanwhile , it became obvious , Janet was lying and was acting in her true bitchy form. You see , Janet is fucking a Franklin Police officer and so , she thinks she has special privileges and clout with the law.
The couple spent the rest of the day laughing about her and the incident. Oh yeah , of course word has gotten out also and everyone has had a good laugh.
Janet works at Vanderbilt University and has a close relationship with Dick Black , with the Franklin Police Department.

BVD : Man O man , she must have some kind of sweet meat
Jerry : I don't know and I don't want to know
BVD : Oh ? Why not ?
Jerry : You've seen what comes and goes over there. You know that thing has got to be wallered out to over size. I'd need a 2 x 4 and a safety harness , just to keep from falling in. If a person falls in there , you won't ever find 'em.
BVD : Ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ! Maybe that's why she can't keep a husband around
Jerry : Or anybody else for that matter
BVD : Well , besides , when you've got what she has , you don't need just one man anyway
Jerry : Ha ha ha ha Oh STOP IT , ha ha ha ha I can't breathe ,
BVD : So , how do you like living so close to that red light district ?
Jerry : I think there should be a special tax for it. Ass many men that come and go over there , you know FSSD would never hurt for money again

Vanderbilt University - BVD seeing Jerry , grabbed him , and took him to Vanderbilt University School of Engineering , Chairman Thackston's office and this is what they encountered.
Thackston was mumbling to himself , " No one can find me in here. Hee Hee Hee "
Jerry told BVD , " Shush , let's not bother him. "
BVD : You know what he will say when he finds out you were here and ( giggling ) , he did'nt see you
Thackston : It's so dark , not even Randi will find me. Hee Hee , wait , where's the light switch , where's the door , squirming ) OMG , I'm stuck !
Jerry : At least he's warm and happy
BVD : laughing
Jerry : C'mon , giggling , let's not bother him
Randi Hall : Jerry , have you seen Dr. Thackston lately , I can't seem to find him
Jerry : Hm. Maybe he is hiding from you :)

Franklin , Tennessee - BVD Bloggtographer went to see Ms. Puud. This mysterious black cat , who knows all and sees all , accurately predicted Tennessee's earthquake this morning.
Her owner says she predicts events all the time , for example , like predicting Bush's next fuck up and ha ha ha , get this , NEWS 2 gets their weather reports from her. The owner continued , saying Ms. Puud has a perfect batting record , having never missed out on a prediction or snow fall.
When asked how she does it , the owner replied , " It's something in the grass. "
Ms. Puud will scratch palms by appointment only and tells everyone to bring their own grass.

Vanderbilt University - BVD News Bloggtographer - yep , despite what happened to Chancellor Gee several years ago , Vanderbilt's newbie , Chancellor Zeppos , went ahead with Googling Google.
Although first on the scene , Vanderbilt's First Fire Brigade , was reportedly , too busy , picking up the loose change and dollar bills , to fight the fire or look for Zeppos.
Mean while , addressing the news media , Zeppos' niece , Chancellor Ass In An Instant , Lil' Zeppos stated , " We have'nt found any remains of our beloved chancellor at this time. We are still too busy picking up the money. There were so many dollar bills lying around , it turned the brown pine needles green and we just can not have that , on " MY " Vanderbilt campus. "
Zeppos' secretary added , " The last words I heard him say , was that there must be more to life , than constantly begging for money , money , money and more money. "
Mean while , Department Chair Ed Thackston , from the Engineering School , gleamed with joy , ass he stepped up to voluntarily claim , again , the chancellorship.

I wrote this - I did some home work , after The Tennessean put out a piece about nursing homes wanting to limit the number of lawsuits against them.
OK , here's the skinny - this is doable. I'll point to Vanderbilt University and Vanderbilt Medical Center ass an example.
The problem is , nursing homes cannot hire enough " caring people " , this causes problems with the interned , because these people WILL NOT give a damn about their work or the interned. Thus , the nursing home gets sued and it's justified. If I were in a nursing home , I would expect to receive decent care. People working in these places , have not thought about their own selves being in these beds and so , here we go to court.
Can nursing homes stop the number of lawsuits ? Yep , they sure can. Will it be legal ? Constitutionally speaking , nope , butt , it is doable.
Let's go to Vanderbilt. This is a billion dollar monster , that is a profit making entity with tax exempt status. They get sued all the time because they do things they know , should'nt be done. So , their trick is to take away a person's rights to sue them. Yep , just like that , Vanderbilt dodges the bullet. I have found , that all you need , is to be in the billion dollar club. It's like this , when you have a billion dollars in your piggy bank , there is loose change lying around on the floor , to buy the law with. This is America. Judges , lawyers and the justice system ass a whole , are for sale. Vanderbilt has countless legal eagles in it's hip pocket and no , Vanderbilt does not miss this loose change. Hell , Vanderbilt has millions lying around , that it does'nt know what to do with. Must be nice , having piles of money , lying around on the floor , making people walk around it , to get to where they are going.
Now , about the nursing homes dilemma - they are not a billion dollar monster. However , what they can do , is join into a partner ship with each other , all across the state. In doing so , Tennessee's nursing homes will become a billion dollar monster , complete with loose change lying around , to buy out , a person's rights to sue them. And no , this money does not go to the person suing. It goes to the legal eagles , who takes care of such business.
And that folks , is how that gets done.

Franklin , Tennessee - BVD finally got to be on TV. In this short , he shows off , er , ah , shares , his cooking talents.

Ok , OK , Okaaaaaay , now ya know , who BVD is. Yep , that's him.

Presidential hopeful , John McCain has stated , it would be Reckless , to pull out of Iraq.

OK , let's understand , the meaning of " Reckless ".

It's Reckless , lying to people , just to go to WAR , because Iraq does not have WMDs.

It's Reckless , to put Americans , 12 Trillion dollars in debt.

Ask yourself this question. " Are you better off now , than before Bush took the White House and the American economy , from the American people ? "

McCain has already said , he would continue Bush's strategy , of Recklessly spending money. Now , with that said , I guess McCain does know what he's talkin 'bout.

Vanderbilt - BVD News - Nashville , Vanderbilt Medical Center Basement Laboratories Inc. & Co. Esq. LAMBDA Enterprises , Farm Subsidies U.S.A. Division
Professor Art , VUMC , Biomedical Anatomical Cadaver Dragger , stated , " I don't understand this , all we gave her was placeboes. "
BVD learned , this was part of an experiment to interact LAMBDA males with a non-LAMBDA female member.
BVD was at a lose for words , wondering how to report this , while being in the midst of gapping , open mouthed researchers.
While leaving , a man with one leg longer than the other , was telling Art , " Master , you ratfink , I tole you noe blue pills "

Franklin , Tennessee - last night , WSMV had a spot with Tennessee's former guv , Alexander. It seems he is concerned about Tennessee losing it's tax dollars , that come from gasoline sales , sometimes called a highway tax.
This money is supposed to be used to maintain Tennesse's highways and roads. President Bush has been redirecting those dollars , towards his war in Iraq. I wonder where the other dollars come from , to fund his war ?
Anyway , Alexander and Tennesseans need to be concerned about this , for several reasons. For starters , Tennessee's roads are in constant need of repair and let's not forget the bridges.
The only political way , to fix this problem is to raise gasoline taxes , to compensate for Bush's brain drain.
Another point of concern , is the fact , on any new construction project , involving TDOT , is 30 % of the money goes into political pockets. Yes , this equates to a need to raise taxes another 30 % , just to meet that project's monetary needs.
It's only a matter of time , Tennessee will become toooo expensive to live in.

Vanderbilt University - The Tennessean , had an article about campus crime across this state and Vanderbilt , was the leading offender. Let me introduce to my readers , Ray Abernathy. He has cameras everywhere. Abernathy also has people working for him , whom I will refer to ass nomes.
All over the vanderbilt campus , including the hospital , you can find Abernathy's cameras. That is , if you know what to look for. You see , he uses those little innocent looking things , called spy cameras. Any ole nook and cranny are a place to set these things , and they can see everything that goes on.
Here's an example - A couple of years ago , there was a problem in the Vanderbilt ER. Stuff was missing and no one knew anything. In comes Abernathy and his spy cameras. A couple of weeks later , yep , they got him. A person , who was very well liked , was the thief. One day , while he was getting ready to leave , he got called to the carpet. His backpack was way over loaded. And nope , the weight did not belong to him.
Meanwhile , Abernathy's cameras are in places , where Vanderbilt employees , go to have some afternoon delight. Oh yeah , baby. He's got all kinds of skin flicks. You would be surprised , at the number of people , fucking on Vanderbilt's dime , filmed live , right on campus.
Oh yeah , about those nomes of his. They stay constantly busy. Putting cameras here and over there. Hell , they're everywhere. Including places , no one said anything about. Like dorm rooms for example. You see , there are some crimes that have taken place and there is no report. Co-eds have been accosted in their rooms and there are no reports. These little nomes have a way to get away with everything. So far.
You would be surprised , at some of the areas , those cameras can be found. And , you would be surprised at the crimes being committed and no one knows anything. Heh heh heh.
Abernathy has been so successful , Vanderbilt uses him to go off campus and gather intel. For example , lets say you have a lawsuit against Vanderbilt. Abernathy goes into your house with his cameras and leaves them for a while. During this time , your things get stolen , door locks are mysteriously broken and the police are of no help. Of course this is against the law. Butt , what are you gonna do about it ? Remember , Vanderbilt teaches law , Vanderbilt owns an army of legal eagles and Vanderbilt has deeper pockets than you. And , since Vanderbilt owns Tennessee's 5th largest police department , the local police will help them commit the crime. And that stuff they steal ? That gets shared with the local police and yes , the police know it's stolen property while they laugh about it.
I have no idea how many co-eds have been assaulted by the nomes , I just know it has happened more than once. Those little cameras operate 24 hours a day. Which means , the nomes know , when your home alone.

OK. Who in the Hell is Ray Abernathy ? Back around 1979 , Ray was a two bit loser , doing body work in his garage , in his yard and even out in the street. He would sell people on his 500 dollar paint job , that he will do for you , for just 299 dollars. Of course , since he is your friend , he will give you a break and do the work for 99 dollars.
One day , the state came a callin and took everything he owned , because he was operating a business without a license and for tax evasion. In the meantime , his wife was divorcing him for sexually assaulting his own little girl.
So , how did Abernathy become a private dick ? He paid 300 dollars , to get in on the ground floor , of a business to conduct undercover work , watching spouses fuck around , behind each other's back. This led to his becoming good friends with Metro Police. In time , Abernathy has made friends with various law enforcement agencies , doing covert work , using his little camera friends. Yep , you'll know if you've met Abernathy. He's that skinny little guy , with a terrible temper. And nope , over the years , therapy , has'nt helped him.
Although Abernathy is not a police officer , he has plenty of police friends and so , he feels he is a police officer and often acts like it.
He is constantly playing with his cameras. Experimenting with new ways to hide them. And , you would think , Vanderbilt would be an excellent environment , to do this , butt , would'nt you know it , ole' Ray has a manager friend , at a hotel. Yep , you guessed it. Ray Abernathy has been secretly filming people in their hotel rooms and I'll also let you guess what is on the films.

Franklin , Tennessee - it just amazes me , how many educated people there are around me , who have more education than me , are smarter than me and know more than me. It's amazing , they take the time to write me , letting me know how much I do not know about things and even taxes.
Well smarty pants , yes , all of you. Explain to me , why our founding fathers went to all that trouble , of getting all dressed up , to attend the Boston Tea Party. And explain to me why , today , we have a tax on tea. Well Hell , we even have a tax on coffee , we have a tax on soft drinks , we even have a tax on our drinking water. Then , after paying our water taxes , we have a sales tax on our water fee usage. Hm. Just how much tax does our government need ?

One more time. We pay our government taxes , to build us a water system. Then we pay another , separate tax , called a water bill. This bill charges us for water and includes a sales tax. Yep , we pay 3 separate taxes , just to get a drink of water.

Now do you understand , why America's oil companies act the way they do ? Now , do you understand why , diesel fuel costs 4 dollars ? Now , do you understand ? Do you ?

Here's the latest from my fun at Ebay. PayPal screwed up and I had to redo my account. PayPal is totally dedicated to their obtuse view towards their customers. If I was a billion dollar corporation , I suppose I would adopt that very attitude also.

Mean while , back at the ranch. Here's a slick trick I learned about , using Ebay. There's this contractor , doing a job in California. He lives in Clinton's home state. He uses the mail address , at the job site in California , to receive his Ebay purchases. He buys military items on Ebay , for his Ebay store. The price for his items , are raised 4 times , what he paid for them. And of course , this little business is fully tax deductible. He gets a tax cut for his Ebay biz and he can use Ebay for tax reasons , with his construction business. How sweet it must be. Are'nt you happy for him ?

In Tennessee , contractors deceive people everyday and I wonder how many of them are pulling this little slick trick ?